I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

At this point, you could crowdfund it.

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Ooooh yeah…

Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”

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I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.

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Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?

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Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.

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Time to build an Arduino safecracking bot…

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Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…

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Well holiday?


Party like it’s 1993

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There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.

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So 9.12 dollars.

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will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.

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You say Daredevil DIY Maneuver, I say, “Gee, that looks fun.”

Fortunately for my health, I have too many other things on my “Gee, that looks fun.” List to get around to this particular emergency room visit.

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To get the best return, you’ll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.

Tricky.

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And, while you’re at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.

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If I wanted to take a 90s themed holiday in a place that was as hot as Beelzebub’s armpit and full of violent semi-human creatures that attack on sight, then I’d just go to Perth.

j/k WA people. j/k.

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Narrow that down a bit please scotland, portugal, australia?

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Perth in WA.

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How much extra to keep quiet about what’s actually in the safe?

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I just know that opening that safe is just a matter of trying the combination trick ]:

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The US election’s coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides:

  • Don’t suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times!
  • Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here?

Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warming, and I’ll consider it myself.

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