Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…
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There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.
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So 9.12 dollars.
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will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.
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You say Daredevil DIY Maneuver, I say, “Gee, that looks fun.”
Fortunately for my health, I have too many other things on my “Gee, that looks fun.” List to get around to this particular emergency room visit.
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To get the best return, you’ll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.
Tricky.
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And, while you’re at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.
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If I wanted to take a 90s themed holiday in a place that was as hot as Beelzebub’s armpit and full of violent semi-human creatures that attack on sight, then I’d just go to Perth.
j/k WA people. j/k.
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Narrow that down a bit please scotland, portugal, australia?
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Perth in WA.
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How much extra to keep quiet about what’s actually in the safe?
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I just know that opening that safe is just a matter of trying the combination trick ]:
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The US election’s coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides:
- Don’t suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times!
- Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here?
Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warming, and I’ll consider it myself.
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I would help with costs in the name of curiosity.
…and dubloons.
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I’d pay ten bucks toward a share of the dust (or doubloons) inside, and I’d even bring homebrew to the opening party.
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I’ll kick in $9.12, too.
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Your share is only around $2, so thank you for your generosity.
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I put my share in the safe.
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Maybe we can turn Rob’s safe into a time capsule. Pack it full of bullshit and wealth. Then he leaves it in the house untouched. 60 years from now new residents are gonna be asking “What is Nyan Cat? and Why is this thing full of now worthless British pounds?”
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