At this point, you could crowdfund it.
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Ooooh yeahā¦
Maybe you could sell shares to get a āpiece of da actionā
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Iām in for one. Not sure what Iād do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.
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Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?
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Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.
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Time to build an Arduino safecracking botā¦
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Or rent the room out as an āescape roomā adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safeā¦
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There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post Iām up to 13. Iād gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.
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So 9.12 dollars.
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will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.
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You say Daredevil DIY Maneuver, I say, āGee, that looks fun.ā
Fortunately for my health, I have too many other things on my āGee, that looks fun.ā List to get around to this particular emergency room visit.
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To get the best return, youāll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.
Tricky.
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And, while youāre at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.
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If I wanted to take a 90s themed holiday in a place that was as hot as Beelzebubās armpit and full of violent semi-human creatures that attack on sight, then Iād just go to Perth.
j/k WA people. j/k.
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Narrow that down a bit please scotland, portugal, australia?
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Perth in WA.
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How much extra to keep quiet about whatās actually in the safe?
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I just know that opening that safe is just a matter of trying the combination trick ]:
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The US electionās coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides:
- Donāt suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times!
- Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here?
Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warming, and Iāll consider it myself.
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