I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

anon35121463 · August 20, 2016, 9:34pm

At this point, you could crowdfund it.

anon26304152 · August 20, 2016, 9:35pm

Ooooh yeah…

Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”

anon35121463 · August 20, 2016, 9:39pm

I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.

daneel · August 20, 2016, 9:40pm

Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?

anon35121463 · August 20, 2016, 9:43pm

Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.

Skeptic · August 20, 2016, 9:48pm

Time to build an Arduino safecracking bot…

Skeptic · August 20, 2016, 9:51pm

Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…

dave_b · August 20, 2016, 10:00pm

Well holiday?

Party like it’s 1993

d_r · August 20, 2016, 10:01pm

There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.

dave_b · August 20, 2016, 10:04pm

So 9.12 dollars.

rkt88edmo · August 20, 2016, 10:11pm

will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.

anon26304152 · August 20, 2016, 10:12pm

You say Daredevil DIY Maneuver, I say, “Gee, that looks fun.”

Fortunately for my health, I have too many other things on my “Gee, that looks fun.” List to get around to this particular emergency room visit.

anon26304152 · August 20, 2016, 10:13pm

To get the best return, you’ll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.

Tricky.

SteampunkBanana · August 20, 2016, 10:14pm

And, while you’re at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.

anon35121463 · August 20, 2016, 10:14pm

If I wanted to take a 90s themed holiday in a place that was as hot as Beelzebub’s armpit and full of violent semi-human creatures that attack on sight, then I’d just go to Perth.

j/k WA people. j/k.

dave_b · August 20, 2016, 10:16pm

Narrow that down a bit please scotland, portugal, australia?

anon35121463 · August 20, 2016, 10:20pm

Perth in WA.

Skeptic · August 21, 2016, 3:34am

How much extra to keep quiet about what’s actually in the safe?

Grey_Devil · August 21, 2016, 2:38pm

I just know that opening that safe is just a matter of trying the combination trick ]:

Clifton · August 21, 2016, 5:25pm

The US election’s coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides:

Don’t suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times!
Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here?

Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warming, and I’ll consider it myself.