Fuck, no.
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Welp, glad thatâs settled
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I remember I upset Stephen Mangan on the twitters when I told him I thought that the R4 Harry Enfield adaptation was better.
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Those balloon tires are going to deform all to shit under the weight of a safe.
@beschizza What about hydrofluoric acid? Iâm sure somebody here could source it for you.
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Hey, I didnât mean that exact one! In fact, Iâm sure youâd need one with a long but not-too-wide fork, and as you say, solid wheels.
This is a fun thread, with a hopefully-not-too-distant conclusion. Canât wait!
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Maybe Rob should just sell off tickets that let you try to open the safe by manipulation. Winner takes all.
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Remember, thereâs a guaranteed grand prize!
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I am of the same opinion of using the safe as a piece of furniture. Keep some fancy booze in it and turn it into part of a bar 
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Youâll also deform or snap off that bottom plate. Had aâŚsituation with a cheap hand truck and too many kegs once upon a time.
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I do not comprehend
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Big order needed to be packed away quickly. We some how engineered a way to get 3, 1/2 kegs on one hand truck. The usual practical limit is 1, 2 if youâre pushing it. Snapped the bottom plate right the hell off, and we had to move all our keggy goodness by hand there after. Too many kegs is only too many kegs when you have move and manage them.
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Now that Iâve seen it, and how it was walled in, I am convinced: itâs full of skulls.
Doubloons or other valuables would be long-since spent. Thereâs something(s) in there that someone didnât want found.
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âWhere justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.â
- Frederick Douglass
âA ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are made for.â
- John Augustus Shedd (sometimes misattributed to Grace Hopper)
âPhilosophical problems can be compared to locks on safes, which can be opened by dialing a certain word or number, so that no force can open the door until just this word has been hit upon, and once it is hit upon any child can open it.â
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
There you go!
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I will order them forthwith! I like the idea of turning the safe into a living room end table or somesuch
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Make it into a mini fridge - for the really good ice cream and other goodies
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Clearly you shouldnât have ripped that fourth keg in half to add on.
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Wait, is this thread being directed by JJ Abrams?
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So weâre all dead. Weâre ashes inside the safe and when the door opens weâll feel cheated by that ending?
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No no, this is all just a dream the safe is having, and when it opens it turns out weâre polar bears.
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