Hey, I didn’t mean that exact one! In fact, I’m sure you’d need one with a long but not-too-wide fork, and as you say, solid wheels.
This is a fun thread, with a hopefully-not-too-distant conclusion. Can’t wait!
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Maybe Rob should just sell off tickets that let you try to open the safe by manipulation. Winner takes all.
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I am of the same opinion of using the safe as a piece of furniture. Keep some fancy booze in it and turn it into part of a bar 
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You’ll also deform or snap off that bottom plate. Had a…situation with a cheap hand truck and too many kegs once upon a time.
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I do not comprehend
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Big order needed to be packed away quickly. We some how engineered a way to get 3, 1/2 kegs on one hand truck. The usual practical limit is 1, 2 if you’re pushing it. Snapped the bottom plate right the hell off, and we had to move all our keggy goodness by hand there after. Too many kegs is only too many kegs when you have move and manage them.
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Now that I’ve seen it, and how it was walled in, I am convinced: it’s full of skulls.
Doubloons or other valuables would be long-since spent. There’s something(s) in there that someone didn’t want found.
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“Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any one class is made to feel that society is an organized conspiracy to oppress, rob and degrade them, neither persons nor property will be safe.”
- Frederick Douglass
“A ship in harbor is safe, but that is not what ships are made for.”
- John Augustus Shedd (sometimes misattributed to Grace Hopper)
“Philosophical problems can be compared to locks on safes, which can be opened by dialing a certain word or number, so that no force can open the door until just this word has been hit upon, and once it is hit upon any child can open it.”
- Ludwig Wittgenstein
There you go!
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I will order them forthwith! I like the idea of turning the safe into a living room end table or somesuch
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Make it into a mini fridge - for the really good ice cream and other goodies
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Clearly you shouldn’t have ripped that fourth keg in half to add on.
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Wait, is this thread being directed by JJ Abrams?
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So we’re all dead. We’re ashes inside the safe and when the door opens we’ll feel cheated by that ending?
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No, no. J. J. Abrams, not M. Night Shymalan.
If it’s J. J. Abrams, one of the default combination he says he’s tried already was actually the solution, and he’s been lying to us to build up tension towards the obvious answer.
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Just waiting on callbacks now from safecrackers.
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I hope I linked the right ones, then… they look like the ones I’ve got, anyway.
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Dunno, maybe you should check that safe with a Geiger counter…no reason…
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This sounds like the most improbable statement ever. How often does a person get to say something like this that isn’t planning a heist?
… is this safe really at your house or is this next door to you?
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