Are we sure that would fit?
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I really, really hope it isn’t stuffed with body parts…
:-0
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So, do these folks stick one of those promotional contractor signs in your lawn while they are working? “Onsite Safecracking by Honest Bob’s Discreet Locksmithing”?
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First bid is $400 plus taxes. Woof!
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Back to the thermal lance idea. (Can you see if there are any lockpicking clubs in your area? Assuming such things even exist - surely they do! Host a meetup and set them a challenge…)
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Why don’t you try selling the safe on eBay as a Mystery Box?
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At this point, you could crowdfund it.
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Ooooh yeah…
Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”
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I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.
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Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?
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Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.
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Time to build an Arduino safecracking bot…
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Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…
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There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.
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So 9.12 dollars.
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will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.
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You say Daredevil DIY Maneuver, I say, “Gee, that looks fun.”
Fortunately for my health, I have too many other things on my “Gee, that looks fun.” List to get around to this particular emergency room visit.
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To get the best return, you’ll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.
Tricky.
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And, while you’re at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.
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