Are we sure that would fit?
I really, really hope it isn’t stuffed with body parts…
So, do these folks stick one of those promotional contractor signs in your lawn while they are working? “Onsite Safecracking by Honest Bob’s Discreet Locksmithing”?
First bid is $400 plus taxes. Woof!
Back to the thermal lance idea. (Can you see if there are any lockpicking clubs in your area? Assuming such things even exist - surely they do! Host a meetup and set them a challenge…)
Why don’t you try selling the safe on eBay as a Mystery Box?
At this point, you could crowdfund it.
Maybe you could sell shares to get a “piece of da action”
I’m in for one. Not sure what I’d do with a 1/50th part of a dimensional portal to a realm of pain and horror though.
Timeshare? Get in early, get the first weekend in August?
Good idea. Go somewhere nice and warm for the winter. A fortnight in an Australian February is pretty close to the banefires of the damned anyway, just a touch more humid.
Time to build an Arduino safecracking bot…
Or rent the room out as an “escape room” adventure - tell people the key to the exit is in the safe…
There have been 570 posts (so far) on this thread, with over 150 distinct posters. With this post I’m up to 13. I’d gladly give Rob (13/570)*$400 as a contribution to the job.
So 9.12 dollars.
will donate for lulz, damn you safe, you better deliver.
You say Daredevil DIY Maneuver, I say, “Gee, that looks fun.”
Fortunately for my health, I have too many other things on my “Gee, that looks fun.” List to get around to this particular emergency room visit.
To get the best return, you’ll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.
And, while you’re at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.