To get the best return, you’ll need to cajole more people to increase the total post count, while keeping yours static.
Tricky.
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And, while you’re at it, convince them to pony up. Because there are always going to be people who post but not pay.
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If I wanted to take a 90s themed holiday in a place that was as hot as Beelzebub’s armpit and full of violent semi-human creatures that attack on sight, then I’d just go to Perth.
j/k WA people. j/k.
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Narrow that down a bit please scotland, portugal, australia?
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Perth in WA.
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How much extra to keep quiet about what’s actually in the safe?
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I just know that opening that safe is just a matter of trying the combination trick ]:
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The US election’s coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides:
- Don’t suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times!
- Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here?
Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warming, and I’ll consider it myself.
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I would help with costs in the name of curiosity.
…and dubloons.
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I’d pay ten bucks toward a share of the dust (or doubloons) inside, and I’d even bring homebrew to the opening party.
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I’ll kick in $9.12, too.
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Your share is only around $2, so thank you for your generosity.
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I put my share in the safe.
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Maybe we can turn Rob’s safe into a time capsule. Pack it full of bullshit and wealth. Then he leaves it in the house untouched. 60 years from now new residents are gonna be asking “What is Nyan Cat? and Why is this thing full of now worthless British pounds?”
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I feel obliged to point out that this is significantly cheaper than having me (or one of my associates) come to your house and take care of it for you. My plane ticket would be higher even one-way.
I still think you oughta slide it outa there, park it in front of your TV, print out a list of all possible combinations, and try all the interesting ones, checking them off the list as you go. It might take a couple months but it’ll be cheap, and guaranteed not to harm the safe!
I wonder if this guy would help you for $400 and some free advertising on bOINGbOING?
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You wouldn’t necessarily be able to use the “crack the lock in eight tries” algorithm, which is what the machine in the video uses.
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While I am sure there are some similar rulesets for S&G locks, I doubt they use the same cookie cutter pieces that severely limit the number of combo choices.
Am I overly confident and reliant on one of the most esteemed RSC lock makers and just setting myself up to be dissapoint? Given that it looks like a much older Yale - the mechanics behind it may be disgustingly simple.
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@beschizza - Apologies if I missed it in the thread, but do you have the full number that is on the knob of the lever, and can you see any other serial number, model info, or dates on or around the dial? Looks like partial “5011-6”
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And what time are you usually out of the house?
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Definitely. I’m planning on rolling it around a bit maybe once I’ve got it out, so see if there’s anything in there
(sound of faberge egg crunching)
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