The US election’s coming up! Advertise in the right spots and you can sell to both sides:
- Don’t suffer under the Hell of Liberal Fascist One-Worldism a Clinton victory will usher in - buy now and you can secure your escape into a realm of classic pain and horror from simpler, more honest times!
- Prepare now for a Trump victory! Escape the crushing rule of mindless right-wing morons by fleeing into another realm. Honestly, can it be worse than here?
Throw in a bit of ad copy about global warming, and I’ll consider it myself.
