I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house


#638

See, that I could follow. It’s the specificity of the soft and fluffy socks that gets me.

Of course, it’s by this point been decades since I discovered there was a Usenet alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.loose-socks newsgroup. I thought it had to be some sort of euphemism for something really strange, so I checked it out. Nope, just pictures of fully clothed young women with big really loose socks fallen down around their ankles.


#639

Yup. I do love a well-turned-out set of tootsies, but I’m with you and Nanner when it comes to the socks. I guess it’s akin to the used-underwear deal, to an extent, but neither appeal to me. Laundry is laundry.

But the feets themselves… :heart_eyes:


#640

Okay, I have to ask, what thing is this?


#641

For a pimp looking for pubescent street kid rent boys, they’re more valuable if they’re too young to need to shave.

A “friendly” chuck under the chin is a quick way to check if they’re still genuinely “baby faced”.

You’ll see it referenced occasionally in cop shows; it does also exist (rarely, thankfully) in reality.


#642

This thread has taken a strange turn :B


#643

#THE JOY OF SOCKS 

 

safe socks is good socks


It's a BoingBoing Conspiracy!
#644

In pairs. Solo socks are just sad.

What the hell thread am I in?


#645

Wouldn’t it be fun if @beschizza’s safe is full of old dirty socks?


#646

What kind of dirty socks?


#647

I don’t think I want to go there. Rule 34 is absolute.


#648

As long as there is a… Safe word.


#649

I just made the grossest snort-laugh. The dog is staring at me.


#650

Americans’ most-used safe words:

1.) Red
2.) Stop
3.) Pineapple
4.) Banana
5.) Pineapples
6.) Apple
7.) Yellow
8.) Orange
9.) Safe Word
10.) Mercy
11.) Oklahoma
12.) Safe
13.) No
14.) Purple
15.) Bananas


#651

juliet bravo.


#652

I’m amused by #4 & 11, because I just yell the names of things my husband doesn’t like. This includes bananas, Utah, and Texas.


#653

Curious: why Oklahoma?


#654

I’d stop.


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