See, that makes sense, in a weird way, it’s physical contact. Socks though? They’re just… socks.
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Back when I was fifteen years old, I had the appearance of a twelve year old boy. And I had an extraordinary talent at the time for attracting street pervs.
I saw all of the classics; everything from closeted priests to rentboy pimps doing the “touch their chin to check for stubble” thing. I even had someone try the “would you like to come upstairs and see my etchings?” line verbatim once.
It didn’t particularly bother me; they were easy enough to spot, never caught me, and were occasionally amusing to mess with.
Which is why I once managed to get a guy to pay me $20 for a pair of old gym socks…
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See, that I could follow. It’s the specificity of the soft and fluffy socks that gets me.
Of course, it’s by this point been decades since I discovered there was a Usenet alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.loose-socks newsgroup. I thought it had to be some sort of euphemism for something really strange, so I checked it out. Nope, just pictures of fully clothed young women with big really loose socks fallen down around their ankles.
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Yup. I do love a well-turned-out set of tootsies, but I’m with you and Nanner when it comes to the socks. I guess it’s akin to the used-underwear deal, to an extent, but neither appeal to me. Laundry is laundry.
But the feets themselves… 
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Okay, I have to ask, what thing is this?
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For a pimp looking for pubescent street kid rent boys, they’re more valuable if they’re too young to need to shave.
A “friendly” chuck under the chin is a quick way to check if they’re still genuinely “baby faced”.
You’ll see it referenced occasionally in cop shows; it does also exist (rarely, thankfully) in reality.
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This thread has taken a strange turn :B
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In pairs. Solo socks are just sad.
What the hell thread am I in?
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Wouldn’t it be fun if @beschizza’s safe is full of old dirty socks?
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What kind of dirty socks?
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I don’t think I want to go there. Rule 34 is absolute.
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As long as there is a… Safe word.
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I just made the grossest snort-laugh. The dog is staring at me.
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Americans’ most-used safe words:
1.) Red
2.) Stop
3.) Pineapple
4.) Banana
5.) Pineapples
6.) Apple
7.) Yellow
8.) Orange
9.) Safe Word
10.) Mercy
11.) Oklahoma
12.) Safe
13.) No
14.) Purple
15.) Bananas
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juliet bravo.
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I’m amused by #4 & 11, because I just yell the names of things my husband doesn’t like. This includes bananas, Utah, and Texas.
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I’d stop.
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