For $200 I’ll build you a dangerous robot on crack.
Don’t feel bad.
When I had to rent a storage unit one time the rental place had these great looking high security locks. I needed a lock so I grabbed one.
Fast forward a couple months and I’m stopping by to pick something at the unit, I unlock the lock, roll up the door, do a double take, and realize I’m at the neighboring storage unit. I rolled down the door, relocked it got into my unit and made sure to pick up a new lock at the at the hardware stor.e.
Spot checking, at least 80% of these “high-security” I tried at the lot opened with the same key.
Have you tried THIS?
Amboy?
For $150 I’ll sell you a robot puppy that I bought off the Internet and loaded with wisecracks!
Every time I’ve ever tried to use a robot that was built by somebody on crack it’s ended badly.
Maximum fun guaranteed
Why spend money on lightning charger cords or hacker bootcamps when you can invest in a career in lockpicking? For just $400.00 we will give you a safe and expert advice from a professional. (Locations are limited.)
does ebay still have a category for that?
Wait, or you on crack or is the robot?
I know if you’re female, there’s a decent eBay market for your used socks. You take a photo of you wearing them, describe them as “so soft and fluffy” and the money rolls in. I’ve been tempted. I have nice feet.
O male libido, how you mystify even us male possessors of the same!
I can never work out to my satisfaction whether such cravings are kind of sweet, in a d’awwww sort of way, or vaguely depraved and horrifying.
I suppose I should really move this diverging (and diverting) branch of the discussion to one of the sexuality threads, but you find these things where you find them.
Hunh. I try not to judge, but that’s weird.
There used to be used shoes on eBay as well, usually described as having a very visible imprint of the wearer’s foot inside. Distinctly different from the usual shoe listings
Honestly a foot fetish is pretty bog-standard at this point. Sometimes I just get random messages on social media from dudes who claim they’ll pay me to rub my feet.
Umm wow. That’s just weird. I mean the fetish isn’t but the rano requests about it unless you show off your feetsies online.
To be fair, it’s a lot rarer than the “romance scammers” who just message shitty poems and claim they love you. Eventually they ask for money, but none of them get that far with me.
See, that makes sense, in a weird way, it’s physical contact. Socks though? They’re just… socks.