I dunno, I mean for $300, you could build a dangerous cracking robot. Which would be far more fun.
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For $200 I’ll build you a dangerous robot on crack.
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Don’t feel bad.
When I had to rent a storage unit one time the rental place had these great looking high security locks. I needed a lock so I grabbed one.
Fast forward a couple months and I’m stopping by to pick something at the unit, I unlock the lock, roll up the door, do a double take, and realize I’m at the neighboring storage unit. I rolled down the door, relocked it got into my unit and made sure to pick up a new lock at the at the hardware stor.e.
Spot checking, at least 80% of these “high-security” I tried at the lot opened with the same key.
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Have you tried THIS?
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Amboy?
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For $150 I’ll sell you a robot puppy that I bought off the Internet and loaded with wisecracks!
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Every time I’ve ever tried to use a robot that was built by somebody on crack it’s ended badly.
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Maximum fun guaranteed
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Why spend money on lightning charger cords or hacker bootcamps when you can invest in a career in lockpicking? For just $400.00 we will give you a safe and expert advice from a professional. (Locations are limited.)
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does ebay still have a category for that?
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Wait, or you on crack or is the robot?
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I know if you’re female, there’s a decent eBay market for your used socks. You take a photo of you wearing them, describe them as “so soft and fluffy” and the money rolls in. I’ve been tempted. I have nice feet.
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O male libido, how you mystify even us male possessors of the same!
I can never work out to my satisfaction whether such cravings are kind of sweet, in a d’awwww sort of way, or vaguely depraved and horrifying.
I suppose I should really move this diverging (and diverting) branch of the discussion to one of the sexuality threads, but you find these things where you find them.
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Hunh. I try not to judge, but that’s weird.
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There used to be used shoes on eBay as well, usually described as having a very visible imprint of the wearer’s foot inside. Distinctly different from the usual shoe listings 
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Honestly a foot fetish is pretty bog-standard at this point. Sometimes I just get random messages on social media from dudes who claim they’ll pay me to rub my feet.
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Umm wow. That’s just weird. I mean the fetish isn’t but the rano requests about it unless you show off your feetsies online.
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To be fair, it’s a lot rarer than the “romance scammers” who just message shitty poems and claim they love you. Eventually they ask for money, but none of them get that far with me.
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