and a new entrant, debuting at 16:
16.) Beschizza’s Closet
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I’m beginning to wonder if this thread is unraveling faster then is SAFE. I wandered in and thought I was in the Associate Thread…
So… to Recap…
Ol’ @beschizza has a safe
E I E I O
But it’s locked and will not budge
E I E I O
Call a locksmith here and a locksmith there
400 bucks to make them care
IndieGoGo outta nowhere?
E I E I O
We can now return to the SAFE in the CLOSET Thread
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it’d really tie the room together.
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Aw, darn, “harder” didn’t make the list.
(or “locksmith”, for that matter… )
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removing the false wall around it this weekend so I can get it out of there
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Oklahoma! OKLAHOMA!
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That’s not the safe word
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NB: PRIOR ART
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Sooo… how was your weekend?
Hear them doubloons rattling around in there?
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For real?
“No” and “stop” seem a bit self-defeating. I mean, well, you know. Maybe your common sense agreement is working fine and you don’t need a safe word after all.
“Safe word”, however, is hilarious and kind of clever.
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Got busy, but I do have a nice new circular saw that should go through it like butter.
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That doesn’t sound like a particularly good thing. I don’t think butter would go through it very well.
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If your fantasy involves being tied up and ravished despite your protests, it’s helpful to have a word that unambiguously means “I really don’t want this to continue anymore, and you should stop.”.
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Have you gone at it with a stethoscope, even once?
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You “Got Busy”
You announced to the Intarwebs 6 months less a week ago that you had “Found A Safe”
And yet, here you are, still claiming that you “Got Busy”
Do you understand the importance of this?
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Have you ever bought a house? I’m surprised he’s found time to even tell anyone about this instead of having to deal with that duct thing the previous owner thought wasn’t that important (“who don’t like rats?”) or the seventeen broken window sash weights that keep slamming the windows down on the kids’ fingers.
Shit, I bought a house three years ago and I’m still dealing with stuff from the inspector’s list.
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Several houses. Flipped a few back before I got smart (fortunately I wised up before 2007)
It’s like Chekov’s Phaser. If he’s in a landing party before the first commercial break then a red shirt needs to die before the final Captain’s Log. Or something like that.
All I’m saying is that you don’t taunt the Internet with a Safe and then lollygag your way around it.
It’s only decent to tease a safe opening for at most a week or two. Maybe a month if you’re suitably clever and can keep the audience entertained.
But six months? My life is on hold until it is opened. Or something else comes along. Or I close this thread and go do something productive. Or I close this thread and just open a different BB thread.
All I’m saying is that @beschizza should really get his priorities straight. Or Not.
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I dropped my wife off at work. She never reads this bbs. She turned to me, “When is he going to open that safe?”
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