I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Americans’ most-used safe words:

1.) Red
2.) Stop
3.) Pineapple
4.) Banana
5.) Pineapples
6.) Apple
7.) Yellow
8.) Orange
9.) Safe Word
10.) Mercy
11.) Oklahoma
12.) Safe
13.) No
14.) Purple
15.) Bananas

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juliet bravo.

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I’m amused by #4 & 11, because I just yell the names of things my husband doesn’t like. This includes bananas, Utah, and Texas.

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Curious: why Oklahoma?

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I’d stop.

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and a new entrant, debuting at 16:
16.) Beschizza’s Closet

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I’m beginning to wonder if this thread is unraveling faster then is SAFE. I wandered in and thought I was in the Associate Thread…

So… to Recap…

Ol’ @beschizza has a safe
E I E I O
But it’s locked and will not budge
E I E I O
Call a locksmith here and a locksmith there
400 bucks to make them care
IndieGoGo outta nowhere?
E I E I O

We can now return to the SAFE in the CLOSET Thread

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it’d really tie the room together.

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Aw, darn, “harder” didn’t make the list.

(or “locksmith”, for that matter… )

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O… K…?

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removing the false wall around it this weekend so I can get it out of there

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Oklahoma! OKLAHOMA!

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That’s not the safe word

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NB: PRIOR ART

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Sooo… how was your weekend?

Hear them doubloons rattling around in there?

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