I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Worse the one I fired was built in like 2006. I guess the market is for history buffs and cowboy movie fans. But I can definitely see why that technology was abandoned, even with fancy modern accouterments its just about impossible to hit anything with the damn thing. Weighs a ton, all up front, you get slapped with debris and a noticeable shock wave when it goes off, and all those weird split second delays just cause you to wander off target. Hell it seemed like the bullet left the barrel after your hand explodes.

But its made of stainless steel so you can apparently clean it in the dishwasher. Or so my uncle claims.

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