I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Jinx, plus I can see the ninja!

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#it’s a HAT PARTY!!!

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Last night I had the strangest dream
I’d never dreamed before.
I dreamed that Rob coughed up the cash
To open up the door.

The webcam showed a tiny room;
As @beschizza paced and chafed,
The Locksmith plied his arcane trade
And then flung wide the safe.

And the mutants in this endless thread,
Half-mad and bleary-eyed,
With puns and cheers and cries of "beer!"
And thankful GIFs replied.

“Oh now we may unpause our lives!
I knew Rob would not fail.
Rejoice, my comrades, our doubloons
Are surely in the mail.”

Last night I had the strangest dream
I’d never dreamed before.
I dreamed that Rob coughed up the cash
To open up the door.

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NSFW

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and in the safe:

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…as fuck. Apparently.

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