I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Jinx, plus I can see the ninja!

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#itā€™s a HAT PARTY!!!

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Last night I had the strangest dream
Iā€™d never dreamed before.
I dreamed that Rob coughed up the cash
To open up the door.

The webcam showed a tiny room;
As @beschizza paced and chafed,
The Locksmith plied his arcane trade
And then flung wide the safe.

And the mutants in this endless thread,
Half-mad and bleary-eyed,
With puns and cheers and cries of "beer!"
And thankful GIFs replied.

ā€œOh now we may unpause our lives!
I knew Rob would not fail.
Rejoice, my comrades, our doubloons
Are surely in the mail.ā€

Last night I had the strangest dream
Iā€™d never dreamed before.
I dreamed that Rob coughed up the cash
To open up the door.

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And Steve Jobs is dead1231Ɨ706 94 KB

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The Basics, cont.1280Ɨ720 71.5 KB

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NSFW

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and in the safe:

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ā€¦as fuck. Apparently.

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Rob should hire that kid!

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Big shiny blogs in the sky
Look at this banana as we go by
Weā€™re just a regular Boing
And everything is rockinā€™ out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe
GIFs of old shows from tv
Wordplay hokey-pokey on the screen
Copyright ranting is so brave
And everything is rockinā€™ out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe

When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
Yeah, 2 grands of locker-lovinā€™ posts
(Yum yum)
Mark is just not looking, do your worst
(Arigato)
Please donā€™t wait for Rob to start a rave
But everything will rock out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe

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Crackinā€™ safes in the
HOT SUN
Rob fought the safe and the
SAFE WON
Rob fought the safe and the
SAFE WON

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From Safe House

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Alternate Facts!

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Update!

Itā€™s a 1920s safe of a certain kind that necessitated a referral to a particular guy in town, which is why it took a while for me to sort it out. My guess is that asbestos is the issue, but they didnā€™t say.

But Iā€™m going to be fitted in no later than Saturday. Perhaps Thurs or Fri.

Frustrating wait, I know! But this weekend itā€™s all going to be over.

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Yea! This time I really will be able to kick the football!

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