I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

…as fuck. Apparently.

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Rob should hire that kid!

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Big shiny blogs in the sky
Look at this banana as we go by
We’re just a regular Boing
And everything is rockin’ out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe
GIFs of old shows from tv
Wordplay hokey-pokey on the screen
Copyright ranting is so brave
And everything is rockin’ out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe

When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
Yeah, 2 grands of locker-lovin’ posts
(Yum yum)
Mark is just not looking, do your worst
(Arigato)
Please don’t wait for Rob to start a rave
But everything will rock out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe

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Crackin’ safes in the
HOT SUN
Rob fought the safe and the
SAFE WON
Rob fought the safe and the
SAFE WON

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From Safe House

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Alternate Facts!

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Update!

It’s a 1920s safe of a certain kind that necessitated a referral to a particular guy in town, which is why it took a while for me to sort it out. My guess is that asbestos is the issue, but they didn’t say.

But I’m going to be fitted in no later than Saturday. Perhaps Thurs or Fri.

Frustrating wait, I know! But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

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Yea! This time I really will be able to kick the football!

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I’ve been burned by this site before!

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Here I am hoping that when it’s opened, Rob refuses to show us what’s in it.

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Confirmed!

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Otherwise, we will need to weekendatbernies this thread.

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There were stock options for this, right?

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Note how Rob was careful not to say which Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.

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Made. Of. Lies

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This is so much better than waiting for the next Zelda or Star Wars or anything else like that.

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