I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Jinx, plus I can see the ninja!

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#it’s a HAT PARTY!!!

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Last night I had the strangest dream
I’d never dreamed before.
I dreamed that Rob coughed up the cash
To open up the door.

The webcam showed a tiny room;
As @beschizza paced and chafed,
The Locksmith plied his arcane trade
And then flung wide the safe.

And the mutants in this endless thread,
Half-mad and bleary-eyed,
With puns and cheers and cries of "beer!"
And thankful GIFs replied.

“Oh now we may unpause our lives!
I knew Rob would not fail.
Rejoice, my comrades, our doubloons
Are surely in the mail.”

Last night I had the strangest dream
I’d never dreamed before.
I dreamed that Rob coughed up the cash
To open up the door.

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NSFW

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and in the safe:

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…as fuck. Apparently.

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Rob should hire that kid!

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Big shiny blogs in the sky
Look at this banana as we go by
We’re just a regular Boing
And everything is rockin’ out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe
GIFs of old shows from tv
Wordplay hokey-pokey on the screen
Copyright ranting is so brave
And everything is rockin’ out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe

When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
Yeah, 2 grands of locker-lovin’ posts
(Yum yum)
Mark is just not looking, do your worst
(Arigato)
Please don’t wait for Rob to start a rave
But everything will rock out of control
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe
When Rob unlocks the safe

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