I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[anon26304152]

Made. of. Alternate Facts.

[anon63496581]

If there were any shares outstanding, I’m thinking that short-selling 'em would be a good idea right about now.

[noahdjango]

@beschizza

Frustrating wait, I know! But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

stop toying with me, Rob. I’ve been hurt too many times, now.

[Grey_Devil]

[anon63496581]

@beschizza

But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

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[anon68952647]

@beschizza

My guess is that asbestos is the issue, but they didn’t say.

all they have to do is run a hepa vac next to the hole, and plug it when they’re done. It’s asbestos, not polonium!

[ficuswhisperer]

[OtherMichael]

[anon63496581]

[miasm]

[retchdog]

what, and give up the long game for some theatrics?

better to just wait until the poor sob succumbs to asbestosis from drilling through that layer.

[Melizmatic]

@monkeyoh

https://i.imgflip.com/c5bd3.gif

[anon68287401]

@OtherMichael we need 7800 more posts before Friday!

[OtherMichael]

I 

[OtherMichael]

can’t  

[OtherMichael]

do 

[OtherMichael]

it 

[OtherMichael]

alone 

[redesigned]

Rob better hurry and unlock the safe, i’m fairly certain the kitten is running low on air.

[TailOfTruth]

What if… what if we just make the thread look like it has 10,000 posts without actually adding more than one or two posts… *giggle*