I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Crackin’ safes in the
HOT SUN
Rob fought the safe and the
SAFE WON
Rob fought the safe and the
SAFE WON

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From Safe House

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Alternate Facts!

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Update!

It’s a 1920s safe of a certain kind that necessitated a referral to a particular guy in town, which is why it took a while for me to sort it out. My guess is that asbestos is the issue, but they didn’t say.

But I’m going to be fitted in no later than Saturday. Perhaps Thurs or Fri.

Frustrating wait, I know! But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

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Yea! This time I really will be able to kick the football!

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I’ve been burned by this site before!

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Here I am hoping that when it’s opened, Rob refuses to show us what’s in it.

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Confirmed!

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Otherwise, we will need to weekendatbernies this thread.

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There were stock options for this, right?

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Note how Rob was careful not to say which Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.

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Made. Of. Lies

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This is so much better than waiting for the next Zelda or Star Wars or anything else like that.

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Made. of. Alternate Facts.

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If there were any shares outstanding, I’m thinking that short-selling 'em would be a good idea right about now.

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stop toying with me, Rob. I’ve been hurt too many times, now.

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