I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[miasm]

I’ve been burned by this site before!

[daneel]

@beschizza

But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

[anon29631895]

@beschizza

But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

[XantheStone]

Here I am hoping that when it’s opened, Rob refuses to show us what’s in it.

[Melizmatic]

[miasm]

Confirmed!

[anon29631895]

@XantheStone

Here I am hoping that when it’s opened, Rob refuses to show us what’s in it.

Otherwise, we will need to weekendatbernies this thread.

[SenorSchaffer]

There were stock options for this, right?

[ficuswhisperer]

@beschizza

than Saturday. Perhaps Thurs or Fri.

Note how Rob was careful not to say which Thursday, Friday, or Saturday.

[GilbertWham]

Made. Of. Lies

[tyroney]

This is so much better than waiting for the next Zelda or Star Wars or anything else like that.

[anon26304152]

Made. of. Alternate Facts.

[anon63496581]

If there were any shares outstanding, I’m thinking that short-selling 'em would be a good idea right about now.

[noahdjango]

@beschizza

Frustrating wait, I know! But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

stop toying with me, Rob. I’ve been hurt too many times, now.

[Grey_Devil]

[anon63496581]

@beschizza

But this weekend it’s all going to be over.

https://reactiongifs.com/r/JWGutV7.gif(image larger than 4 MB)

[anon68952647]

@beschizza

My guess is that asbestos is the issue, but they didn’t say.

all they have to do is run a hepa vac next to the hole, and plug it when they’re done. It’s asbestos, not polonium!

[ficuswhisperer]

[OtherMichael]

[anon63496581]