How would we do that?
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Don’t. Please don’t tempt me. Oh god I already have so little restraint, please.
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You know you wanna…
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I um…
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agggghhh!
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I have to… I have to… go buy some safety pins! Bye!
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Does anybody know what the official “longest BBS thread” is, at the moment?
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By distance? Good question.
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Yes.
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When I got the email-triggered notification for this reply, I was like “well, that’s so helpful”. Lucky I looked at the actual email…
So the actual target should really be 20,000.
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I predict that the safe will be opened on a particular Saturday in April.
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I remember those days. We felt so safe, posting there. Until that terrible day when it suddenly ended.
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Breaking safe-related news!
CBC TV Toronto, or Toronto - CBC News, 6:00 pm EST tonight. Be there or be square
Armed with a drill, a paper clip, a remote camera and a lot of patience, Pothiers got down to work Tuesday evening.
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He was eventually able to open the vault, but it took him two-and-a-half hours from start to finish.
This is how it’s done. Just sayin’.
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There’s a hard limit of 10K. That’s the issue. You can try arguing for more but, well, thanks to @OtherMichael we’re not allowed to have nice things anymore. 
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#MWAH-HAH-HAH-HAH!
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It’s an alternative fact, obviously.
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