I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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all they have to do is run a hepa vac next to the hole, and plug it when theyā€™re done. Itā€™s asbestos, not polonium!

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what, and give up the long game for some theatrics?

better to just wait until the poor sob succumbs to asbestosis from drilling through that layer. :smiling_imp:

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@OtherMichael we need 7800 more posts before Friday!

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canā€™t Ā 

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doĀ 

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aloneĀ 

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Rob better hurry and unlock the safe, iā€™m fairly certain the kitten is running low on air.

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What ifā€¦ what if we just make the thread look like it has 10,000 posts without actually adding more than one or two postsā€¦ *giggle* :imp:

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How would we do that?

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Donā€™t. Please donā€™t tempt me. Oh god I already have so little restraint, please.

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You know you wannaā€¦

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I umā€¦

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ergā€¦

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agggghhh!

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I have toā€¦ I have toā€¦ go buy some safety pins! Bye!

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