I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Meanwhile, in Torontoā€¦

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when it was uncovered during renovations in 2011

bad signs for ā€œourā€ safe

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Has Rob trying shaking the safe and holding it to his ear to see if he can hear what the contents may be?

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We have nice things, they are just locked in a safeā€¦like collectable action figures that are never to be removed from their packaging, and couches covered in clear vinyl, but without the transparency.

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Just put a bow on it and trick a kid into opening it early thinking it is a present for them.

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Jinx!

ā€¦

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Good lord, why did we not just tell him to take it to a preschool and let a bunch of 2-3 year olds play with it?

Oh, right, he wanted the safe to be usable afterward.

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Hah! Thisā€™ll teach to me post without scrolling up!

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More importantly, has he tried turning it off and on again?

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And car seats covered with tacky faux-leather. And fridges with transparent film still on. And iPhones ā€œprotectedā€ by ugly $1 cases.

If you care about your belongings, you keep them SAFE.

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I was gunna say something but i got distracted. Or ratherā€¦ was doing work. Clearly i have priorities. Ignore the fact that iā€™ve been posting here a lot.

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#Re-Build the Wall, Rob!

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I have literally spent the last two hours reading this thread and I donā€™t even know how I got hereā€¦ My life has been hinged on finding out what is in Robā€™s safe for two hours and I donā€™t even know who any of you guys areā€¦
Although itā€™s a pretty good way to get people to sign up to a forum just for the notifications to find out WHAT IS IN THE SAFE :rofl::drooling_face::mask:

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youā€™re fast ; )

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welcome to the BBS and enjoy your stay!

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May I applaud you on your choice of topic to use your first post on?

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Well, at this point weā€™re fairly certain of what is not in the safe, but the real danger is that itā€™s a small recursive universe and it turns out we are all actually in the safe.

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I want to be in the safe.

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