I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

I want to be in the safe.

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Well I was skim reading and skipped most of the pics so not far off really! Hah! Thank you!

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I have a bit of a curiosity problem, or rather it has a problem with me - I’m not sure which… But given the topic started in March last year I was sure that I could skim read down the topic and find out right away! I think Rob should have been made to edit and update the op to inform curious bypassers that the safe was yet to be cracked! I feel I was sucked in and spat out again!

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I believe in you

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Stop right there, go back, and read the pics.

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What the hell did you just say!?

There’ll be no reedin’ o’ the… oh.

PICS!!

Apologies, go about your business.

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You are/n’t.

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As a new reader I would love to hear your unclouded opinion.

What do you think is in the safe?

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Welcome to the thread! Your membership also gives you access to a few other topics, but really, all the good stuff is right here.

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Less than 30 minutes to go!

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While an empty safe would be superficially satisfying, I’m leaning toward canned salmon.

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All there’s going to be inside that is a piece of paper with the combination to a safe written on it.

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But what if it’s the combination to Rob’s safe?

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Or the combination to a different safe.

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The safe is full of honey. Now it’s attracting bees.

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I dunno, @Bee, I think the animated-gifersation thread and the questions thread have their charms…

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Or all combinations to all safes. Admittedly that would require all the permutations as well.

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Perhaps if @beschizza pledged to fast until it was opened, we might believe his alt-facts, again.

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…and?

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