Good lord, why did we not just tell him to take it to a preschool and let a bunch of 2-3 year olds play with it?
Oh, right, he wanted the safe to be usable afterward.
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Hah! Thisāll teach to me post without scrolling up!
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More importantly, has he tried turning it off and on again?
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And car seats covered with tacky faux-leather. And fridges with transparent film still on. And iPhones āprotectedā by ugly $1 cases.
If you care about your belongings, you keep them SAFE.
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I was gunna say something but i got distracted. Or ratherā¦ was doing work. Clearly i have priorities. Ignore the fact that iāve been posting here a lot.
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#Re-Build the Wall, Rob!
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I have literally spent the last two hours reading this thread and I donāt even know how I got hereā¦ My life has been hinged on finding out what is in Robās safe for two hours and I donāt even know who any of you guys areā¦
Although itās a pretty good way to get people to sign up to a forum just for the notifications to find out WHAT IS IN THE SAFE 
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youāre fast ; )
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welcome to the BBS and enjoy your stay!
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May I applaud you on your choice of topic to use your first post on?
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Well, at this point weāre fairly certain of what is not in the safe, but the real danger is that itās a small recursive universe and it turns out we are all actually in the safe.
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I want to be in the safe.
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Well I was skim reading and skipped most of the pics so not far off really! Hah! Thank you!
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I have a bit of a curiosity problem, or rather it has a problem with me - Iām not sure whichā¦ But given the topic started in March last year I was sure that I could skim read down the topic and find out right away! I think Rob should have been made to edit and update the op to inform curious bypassers that the safe was yet to be cracked! I feel I was sucked in and spat out again!
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I believe in you
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Stop right there, go back, and read the pics.
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What the hell did you just say!?
Thereāll be no reedinā oā theā¦ oh.
PICS!!
Apologies, go about your business.
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You are/nāt.
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As a new reader I would love to hear your unclouded opinion.
What do you think is in the safe?
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Welcome to the thread! Your membership also gives you access to a few other topics, but really, all the good stuff is right here.
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