Less than 30 minutes to go!
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While an empty safe would be superficially satisfying, I’m leaning toward canned salmon.
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All there’s going to be inside that is a piece of paper with the combination to a safe written on it.
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But what if it’s the combination to Rob’s safe?
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Or the combination to a different safe.
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The safe is full of honey. Now it’s attracting bees.
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I dunno, @Bee, I think the animated-gifersation thread and the questions thread have their charms…
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Or all combinations to all safes. Admittedly that would require all the permutations as well.
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Perhaps if @beschizza pledged to fast until it was opened, we might believe his alt-facts, again.
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…and?
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Maybe it’s just a piece of paper with Pi written on it.
All of Pi.
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Waiting…
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Or maybe it is Wonko the Safe, and it is actually an inside-out safe that we are all already inside.
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We’re in that dumb fucking show “Lost”, aren’t we?
This is purgatory, isn’t it?
sigh
TAKE ME NOW, SMOKE MONSTER!
Rob’s technician opens safe releasing Smoke Monster to the world
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It’s open.
Boxes of documents, developer’s records and blueprints from the 1960s, and a pair of skates. But that 's not important now. The point is we got to see an open safe!
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I wish I knew what that was like.
sigh
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Skates, eh? How Canadian!
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