I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Waiting…

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Or maybe it is Wonko the Safe, and it is actually an inside-out safe that we are all already inside.

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We’re in that dumb fucking show “Lost”, aren’t we?

This is purgatory, isn’t it?

sigh

TAKE ME NOW, SMOKE MONSTER!

Rob’s technician opens safe releasing Smoke Monster to the world

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It’s open.

Boxes of documents, developer’s records and blueprints from the 1960s, and a pair of skates. But that 's not important now. The point is we got to see an open safe!

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I wish I knew what that was like.

sigh

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Skates, eh? How Canadian!

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Be careful, don’t scroll too far down – there’s a monster at the end of this thread!

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Hi Bee! Welcome.

I was planning to update you all but I might just start PMing updates to Bee.

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Guys, don’t be too intense. We might scare @Bee away.

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I’m waiting for @schizza.

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@Bee: When you’re shown the open safe, point to how it makes you feel.

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