I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Be careful, don’t scroll too far down – there’s a monster at the end of this thread!

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Hi Bee! Welcome.

I was planning to update you all but I might just start PMing updates to Bee.

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Guys, don’t be too intense. We might scare @Bee away.

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I’m waiting for @schizza.

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@Bee: When you’re shown the open safe, point to how it makes you feel.

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Oh, you HELLA silly.
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You haven’t seen anything yet, well actually you probably have (in the thread that shant be named)… but whatevs.

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Oh, I saw.

:slight_smile:

This is one of the reasons I like you weirdos here so much; I actually learn useful some knowledge while I’m ‘just shooting the shit,’ on a fairly regular basis…

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if a rain dance makes rain - what is the function of a safe dance?

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No fair: go back and bring us the story behind that photo!

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It’s too soon.

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no. we have enough locked things in this thread.

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