I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Oh, you HELLA silly.
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You haven’t seen anything yet, well actually you probably have (in the thread that shant be named)… but whatevs.

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Oh, I saw.

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This is one of the reasons I like you weirdos here so much; I actually learn useful some knowledge while I’m ‘just shooting the shit,’ on a fairly regular basis…

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if a rain dance makes rain - what is the function of a safe dance?

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No fair: go back and bring us the story behind that photo!

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It’s too soon.

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no. we have enough locked things in this thread.

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I was disappointed to find a prose explanation, instead of an AABBA form.

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There once was a car that was smashed
By a safe that fell far ere it crashed
In the vault were the stories
Of Limerick’s glories
For Grandmother’s grand weekend bash.

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Nearly a year now.
What does the inside hold, Rob?
Open the safe please.

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Needs seasonal/natural reference.

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Nearly four seasons.
What does the inside hold, Rob?
Open the safe please.

:smiley:

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The rains will come again
Inside the safe remains dry
A deluge awaits

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Doors seize in winter
And the locksmiths are busy
"Fit yinze in Sat’day"

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If your friends don’t dance, well they are no friends of mine?

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