SAFE PICTS!!
I am Rob’s Locked Safe.
I am Rob’s Security Technician
Pictured: Schizzle P. Dizzle, a self-described "security technician", pauses briefly before returning to his "real job".
I waited a good 5 minutes for your post to load before I finally scrolled and gave myself a serious eye-roll.
For the job of safe technician I nominate that guy.
Yeah, he looks just sleazy enough to get the job done and with no questions asked.
Just give him some cocaine and a Tab soda and he’s set.
Maybe cure his boneitis.
not sure if thats the correct spelling of boneitis.
It is. Probably is hyphened but whatevs.
“Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.”
“He opens the safe?”
“Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”
Rob…
New day, new theory:
Remember the one-dollar bet between the Duke brothers in Trading Places? Rob and Mark have a $1 bet on whether Rob can keep the turkeys in suspense for an entire year (decade?).