I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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I was disappointed to find a prose explanation, instead of an AABBA form.

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There once was a car that was smashed
By a safe that fell far ere it crashed
In the vault were the stories
Of Limerickā€™s glories
For Grandmotherā€™s grand weekend bash.

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Nearly a year now.
What does the inside hold, Rob?
Open the safe please.

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Needs seasonal/natural reference.

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Nearly four seasons.
What does the inside hold, Rob?
Open the safe please.

:smiley:

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The rains will come again
Inside the safe remains dry
A deluge awaits

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Doors seize in winter
And the locksmiths are busy
"Fit yinze in Satā€™day"

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If your friends donā€™t dance, well they are no friends of mine?

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SAFE PICTS!!

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I am Robā€™s Locked Safe.

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I am Robā€™s Security Technician

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Pictured: Schizzle P. Dizzle, a self-described "security technician", pauses briefly before returning to his "real job".
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I waited a good 5 minutes for your post to load before I finally scrolled and gave myself a serious eye-roll.

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For the job of safe technician I nominate that guy.

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