I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Yeah, he looks just sleazy enough to get the job done and with no questions asked.

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Just give him some cocaine and a Tab soda and he’s set.

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Maybe cure his boneitis.

not sure if thats the correct spelling of boneitis.

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It is. Probably is hyphened but whatevs.

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“Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.”
“He opens the safe?”
“Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”

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Rob…

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New day, new theory:

Remember the one-dollar bet between the Duke brothers in Trading Places? Rob and Mark have a $1 bet on whether Rob can keep the turkeys in suspense for an entire year (decade?).

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That is really well done.

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No spoiler tag?!?

:wink:

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Credit where it’s due–this looks like the originator (<a href=Rob Ford As Van Damme Doing The Epic Splits Is What You Need Right Now>Buzzfeed.com). Having watched it a few times now, and being somewhat familiar with Mr. Ford’s…antics, it’s oddly consoling to see him at peace. It’s becoming my moment of zen.

EDIT: I should mention one more thing about Mr. Ford. I believe he has shuffled off this mortal coil. Saw a thread about it once. Once.

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Spoiler: Rob keeps the turkeys in suspense. He spends the dollar on a small troll doll at Dollar World.

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Should someone make a thread about it?

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Is Rob secretly colluding with Gabe Newell to keep us in suspense forever? Is HL3 stashed in the safe?

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