That is really well done.
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No spoiler tag?!?
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Credit where it’s due–this looks like the originator (<a href=Rob Ford As Van Damme Doing The Epic Splits Is What You Need Right Now>Buzzfeed.com). Having watched it a few times now, and being somewhat familiar with Mr. Ford’s…antics, it’s oddly consoling to see him at peace. It’s becoming my moment of zen.
EDIT: I should mention one more thing about Mr. Ford. I believe he has shuffled off this mortal coil. Saw a thread about it once. Once.
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Spoiler: Rob keeps the turkeys in suspense. He spends the dollar on a small troll doll at Dollar World.
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Should someone make a thread about it?
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Is Rob secretly colluding with Gabe Newell to keep us in suspense forever? Is HL3 stashed in the safe?
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He lives!
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Phone call this morning:
“Bob’s Lock Shop, how may I help you? … Rob Beschizaa?..[types name into database search]…Yeah, well, uhm, you know, we’d love to help you out with that…[query result: SSSS]…but, it’s, winter - lots of door swellage. Really busy. Wish I could help…When? Well, soon it will be warm, then it’s frame shrinkage season. Sorry…”
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(or this, if you’re feeling more ＡＥＳＴＨＥＴＩＣ):
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What if it’s just a bunch of gum-bands inside?
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Maybe there will be a trove of valuable, collectable Bazooka Joe Comics that can be sent in for amazing prizes.
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“Mexico’s going to pay to open the safe.”
a few weeks pass
“Mexico’s going to pay us back to open the safe.”
a few months pass
“Safe?!? What safe? Oh that? The safe was just a metaphor.”
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“I had it deported. I have tremendous respect for safes - tremendous - I have lots of them, the best safes. Everybody loves my safes. I told this safe to open. It didn’t open. It’s a bad safe. Now it’s gone. That’s a lesson, people. A lesson.”
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