I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Too late. Trump is president

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Who did he vote for?

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  • Team Cursed Doubloon
  • Team Benign Doubloon

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What’s everyone’s preference?

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Rob Ford

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Team hell gate :slight_smile:

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  • Team Hellgate
  • Team Blood Wave.

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Different question entirely. Ones a prediction ones a statement of preference.

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There’s probably old dirty underwear in there

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All the ladies are team blood wave

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and by hell gate I mean portal to the real world, not this alternate universe we find ourselves in

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That’s the tear gas canister being prepared for release. RUN!

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Wait… is he dead, is there a thread?

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I get home from work and see 119 replies to this thread, I figured it was all post-opening celebratory replies. Luckily it was mostly just y’all dissecting Lars von Trier movies :rolling_eyes:

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But he has a guy there… any minute now, we’ll have our curiosity satisfied.

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is that Chloe Sevingy?

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Yep… from the show Big Love. She’s awesome in it…

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ftfy…

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Aw crap, I stepped away from the BBS to do some homework and totally forgot about the safe being opened and just had to scroll through a boatload of posts and…

Well, has it been opened?

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Geraldo had less trouble with Al Capone’s vaults.

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I heard a click, he said…

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