Does he have time to do a quick AMA after the safe is open?
(Assuming the world doesn’t end when the hellgate is opened)
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Too late. Trump is president
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Who did he vote for?
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- Team Cursed Doubloon
- Team Benign Doubloon
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What’s everyone’s preference?
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Rob Ford
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Team hell gate 
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- Team Hellgate
- Team Blood Wave.
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Different question entirely. Ones a prediction ones a statement of preference.
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There’s probably old dirty underwear in there
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All the ladies are team blood wave
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and by hell gate I mean portal to the real world, not this alternate universe we find ourselves in
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That’s the tear gas canister being prepared for release. RUN!
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Wait… is he dead, is there a thread?
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I get home from work and see 119 replies to this thread, I figured it was all post-opening celebratory replies. Luckily it was mostly just y’all dissecting Lars von Trier movies 
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But he has a guy there… any minute now, we’ll have our curiosity satisfied.
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is that Chloe Sevingy?
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Yep… from the show Big Love. She’s awesome in it…
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ftfy…
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Aw crap, I stepped away from the BBS to do some homework and totally forgot about the safe being opened and just had to scroll through a boatload of posts and…
Well, has it been opened?
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Geraldo had less trouble with Al Capone’s vaults.
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