and by hell gate I mean portal to the real world, not this alternate universe we find ourselves in
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Thatās the tear gas canister being prepared for release. RUN!
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Waitā¦ is he dead, is there a thread?
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I get home from work and see 119 replies to this thread, I figured it was all post-opening celebratory replies. Luckily it was mostly just yāall dissecting Lars von Trier movies 
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But he has a guy thereā¦ any minute now, weāll have our curiosity satisfied.
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is that Chloe Sevingy?
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Yepā¦ from the show Big Love. Sheās awesome in itā¦
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ftfyā¦
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Aw crap, I stepped away from the BBS to do some homework and totally forgot about the safe being opened and just had to scroll through a boatload of posts andā¦
Well, has it been opened?
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Geraldo had less trouble with Al Caponeās vaults.
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I heard a click, he saidā¦
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That clicking is us refreshing this thread.
Click bait.
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ā¦ in his 1991 autobiography Exposing Myself, he wrote, regarding the event, āMy career was not over, I knew, but had just begun. And all because of a silly, high-concept stunt that failed to deliver on its titillating promise.ā
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Robās still postng and I havenāt seen a brilliant flash from the east.
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well this is almost more fun than cleaning the houseā¦
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Ugh. I hate Journey.
Steve Perry dated my neighbor during junior college. They were in choir together.
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Me too. TIL that Discourse wonāt let me type an unpunctuated CAPSLOCK rant at it being nearly midnight and me having to get up to go to work tomorrow AND THE FSCKING SAFE ISNāT OPEN.
The real treasure is the pointless shit we learn along the way.
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That is the most bestest photoshop I have ever seen in my whole life.
#AlternativeFacts
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Alt Capone?
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