I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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is that the combination?

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So unimaginative.

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It was. Not anymore.

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It is no longer safe?

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Luke 22:60

Peter replied, “Man, I don’t know what you’re talking about!” Just as he was speaking, the rooster crowed.

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Hey Rob, Thanks for this exciting fact. Was anything in the safe? --ALL OF US

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Does that mean that the riches/secrets have been revealed.

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DeWalt? Oh, that is sooo blue collar. I hope he is at least suspended by a wire rig harness of some sort…

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Wait, you changed it? Were you worried about the security of everyone knowing the combination to the safe with a hole drilled into it?

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WHAT’S IN THE SAFE, ROB
 

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I’m expecting and answer similar to the earlier one:

“Nothing. Now.”

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[Furtive noises at Rob’s house: Sound of electric cash counting machine being used repeatedly. Soft thudding sounds of very soft metal objects being poured into canvas bags…]

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this will be on the mythical front page. without a BBS thread.

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Turns out they understood two-factor even in the 1920s.

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