I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

DeWalt? Oh, that is sooo blue collar. I hope he is at least suspended by a wire rig harness of some sort…

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Wait, you changed it? Were you worried about the security of everyone knowing the combination to the safe with a hole drilled into it?

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WHAT’S IN THE SAFE, ROB
 

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I’m expecting and answer similar to the earlier one:

“Nothing. Now.”

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[Furtive noises at Rob’s house: Sound of electric cash counting machine being used repeatedly. Soft thudding sounds of very soft metal objects being poured into canvas bags…]

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this will be on the mythical front page. without a BBS thread.

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Turns out they understood two-factor even in the 1920s.

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What, they’re sending a telegram to your cellphone?

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I think it requires a key and combo.

One down, one to go.

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Rob just wants to get the thread renewed for season 2.

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pics or it didn’t happen

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Is the locksmith currently battling a Demon or answering a cryptic riddle?

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Yerbut where are we gonna find a Jamaican take-out at this hour?

Wait, that’s an ackee-combo.

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Also…

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Trying to find the right notes on the piano.

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Ode to Joy.

It’s always Ode to Joy, right?

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Nope. It’s always this:

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