What, they’re sending a telegram to your cellphone?
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I think it requires a key and combo.
One down, one to go.
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Rob just wants to get the thread renewed for season 2.
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pics or it didn’t happen
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Is the locksmith currently battling a Demon or answering a cryptic riddle?
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Yerbut where are we gonna find a Jamaican take-out at this hour?
Wait, that’s an ackee-combo.
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Also…
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Trying to find the right notes on the piano.
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Ode to Joy.
It’s always Ode to Joy, right?
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Nope. It’s always this:
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Dunno, it is Rob’s safe after all. So, maybe Chopsticks or Devil Went Down to Georgia. But with our luck it’s the Paganini Variations and he’ll need a Van Cliburn winner to open the safe.
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Surprise we paid for Rob to break into the neighbors safe
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Someone ping Rob’s phone to make sure he isn’t in the nearest branch bank…
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Don’t forget to file the TFS Report (The Fucking Safe)
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And if you can’t sing it, you’ll have to swing it
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In body or in spirit? Or both?
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In body or in spirit? Or both?
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In a formaldehyde filled jar, in the safe?
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Just one? What’s it made of – the doc went through three diamond-tipped bits while drilling a new route for my mother’s tear duct.
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It’s all right for you folks out thataway <— but it’s way past my bedtime here on Airstrip One, and the charmingly naive people who pay my salary are expecting me to have my wits about me tomorrow.
I wish @beschizza all the doubloons [uncursed] the safe holds, and if opening the safe unleashes eldritch powers from the depths of Hades whose like no man was ever meant to endure, well, it’s been nice knowing all of y’all.
On the other hand, if the damn thing isn’t open by tomorrow, I guess this thread will be -
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