Dunno, it is Rob’s safe after all. So, maybe Chopsticks or Devil Went Down to Georgia. But with our luck it’s the Paganini Variations and he’ll need a Van Cliburn winner to open the safe.
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Surprise we paid for Rob to break into the neighbors safe
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Someone ping Rob’s phone to make sure he isn’t in the nearest branch bank…
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Don’t forget to file the TFS Report (The Fucking Safe)
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And if you can’t sing it, you’ll have to swing it
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In body or in spirit? Or both?
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In a formaldehyde filled jar, in the safe?
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Just one? What’s it made of – the doc went through three diamond-tipped bits while drilling a new route for my mother’s tear duct.
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It’s all right for you folks out thataway <— but it’s way past my bedtime here on Airstrip One, and the charmingly naive people who pay my salary are expecting me to have my wits about me tomorrow.
I wish @beschizza all the doubloons [uncursed] the safe holds, and if opening the safe unleashes eldritch powers from the depths of Hades whose like no man was ever meant to endure, well, it’s been nice knowing all of y’all.
On the other hand, if the damn thing isn’t open by tomorrow, I guess this thread will be -
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[Eldritch powers wake, look at Trump America, shudder, and immediately return to hibernation…]
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So do we need a second technician to get past level two or what?
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I think we just have to farm padlocks and level this one up.
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that’s a patronizing way of describing your flock, mr vicar.
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He just had to fetch bump keys from the van.
It was like a Yale OBB lock, he says, but with a relatively unusual fourth wheel – which would have made robotic unlocking much more time-consuming than the cracked-in-6-hours youtube vids attest. The door contained 5 inches of concrete.
He’s a retired Air Force serviceman who has been a safecracker for 25 years. His most challenging job was when a guard armory found that it had lost the combination to their weapons vault when deploying. 18 hours.
As a child, he was fascinated by magic and crime. He wanted to break into things – but chose to do it legally.
It is time.
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Aunt Julie’s secret Turducken recipe?
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has he ever dressed like this:
And if the answer is no. Then how can we trust him to handle the swirling vortexes contained within the safe.
Is he truly prepared for the blood wave?
Are any of us?
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