I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

meanwhile:

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But… what if the safe contained a LIVE ELEPHANT!!!~

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Say… what’s the waiting-period to purchase an Elephant Gun?

#askingForAFriend

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How did that even happen? Red should definitely have died there. Also, dang, just seeing that gif brought a massive impulse to hop onto slither.io again rather than being a good productive worker.

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If you go with a muzzleloader elephant gun, there’s no waiting period.

You probably won’t be able to find one, of course, but if you do, I’m sure it would coordinate beautifully with the antique safe. :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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Lag. I have had that happen. Oh other snake was not where I thought it was damn it.

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“Single-Barrel shooter sold for $14,950.
Holland & Holland sold for $258,750.
Pair of Roddas sold for $161,000.
Muzzleloader sold for $5,175.
Ammunition (10-round box) sold for $20,700.”

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Considering the size of the safe, that’d either be a very small elephant… or whoever managed to stuff it in without killing it is due for some congratulations for pulling it off and then a PETA firing squad.

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Maybe they were a Spark. Wouldn’t you want a Mimmoth?

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You know, the safe might as well be empty. Which is totally fine Rob, but you should post an update saying “Hey guys it’s empty” :stuck_out_tongue:

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Doesn’t Schroedinger’s thought-experiment say that it’s both full and empty at the same time until it’s opened?

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I’m almost happier if the waveform doesn’t collapse.

That way I can still hope it contains seasons 1-16 of ‘Firefly’. With the DVD extras.

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It only has up to Season 13. Season 14 isn’t out on DVD yet, and Season 15 and 16 haven’t aired yet.

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Go free your safe.

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I knowwww.

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Damn. Still out of likes, @beschizza. Sorry.

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