I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

So, um, can I have my twenty bucks back?

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*lirl

That was just about the most perfect gif response Iā€™ve ever seen.

My hat is off to you, sirā€¦

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You can have 5% of a piece of carpet.

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Iā€™d immediately put it in my safe!

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Sure, but itā€™ll cost you a $25 shipping fee, or a $35 convenience fee if you want an electronic transfer.

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I am finding it hard to adjust to this post-safe world we now live in.

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Yeah, so Robā€™s video is a metaphor for the electionā€¦

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I notice we fell far short of 10,000 postsā€¦

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We just need to need an excuse to use a multiplier. Or, we can just say the official count is over 10,000 but we canā€™t show the results because they are under audit. Then we can say that nobody really cares about proof of the 10,000 count. Easy.

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Or we could just state that the thread hit alternate 10,000 posts.

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The posts occurred in Alternate Threads

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The carpet is a clue to where to treasure is.

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Look for the matching drapesā€¦

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Sounds more like Luke 4:20

ā€œI uhh, what were we talking about again?ā€

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I tried that and it didnā€™t work. Got a nice bike out of it, though.

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We hit 10,000 days ago. This was the biggest thread ever!

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