Man… I really want a coat that big and sturdy!
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I was thinking it had to do with the coat hook, but the coats are nice too!
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To be sure, I also envy the strength of the hooks!
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I blame the decline of craftsmanship in homebuilding.
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…just two guys hanging out.
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This thread got necromanced. Is the safe locked again?!?
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Can you imagine the cries of sheer agony across the board if the re-set combination fails to work?
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If you lock an empty safe and lose the combination, does it become filled with Schrödinger’s doubloons again?
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(nods) And a different carpet. 
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In fact, we really are heading into SCP Foundation territory here…
Every time the safe is closed, the combination randomises, once the new combination is found, and the safe opened, an artifact from a random location is found within, plus the floor of the safe is covered with a slice of whatever the object was resting on:
Gold coins on old carpet, then seaweed covered bullion on damp, mouldy linen - then skulls on a bed of moss, a limb on mortuary linoleum, and then occasional things like a sample of uranium on a thin layer of reactor casing (reports of sudden explosion in ex-soviet union). And the time we thought it was empty, save for an old carpet, [random nasty world ending microbes] were found in the stale air within.
Classification: Safe (ba-dum)
…whoa, sorry, what was I saying again? It all went blank for a minute.
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So I’ve just discovered the REAL reason it took so long to find a safe cracker…apparently someone was too busy creating a new ginger imp to bother with pesky details like getting the house ready for said imp.
Congrats, Rob! May you keep your home and your family SAFE and wacky.
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You don’t count using a Sawzall on the closet and putting a wheeled iron safe in the living room as imp-prep?
What sort of angelic-imps have you experienced?
Dank carpet is PERFECT for teething!
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For the longest time I thought that baby was eating pizza.
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That’s Sophie.
SQUEAK!
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Every baby in the western world seems to have one of those. Do hospitals give them out? Are they born along with the baby as a consequence of plastics in the environment?
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No, they’re about $25 and made in France. The Big Three picked one out to give to the baby this year.
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So thats why he was cutting out a room in the wall under the stairs, he needed a potter cubby.
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Crust first, stupid baby!
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