I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

The baby was IN the safe!

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No, those are cheese tendrils hanging from her mouth down to the pizza. Cheese first. Good girl.

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That is hilarious…

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Ok, its been a year…has the safe been cracked? Has anyone sprayed the damn thing with nitrogen and taken a hammer to the handle?

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You’re just going to have to Read The Thread.

" an estimated read time of 169 minutes."

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LOL I am 60 minutes in and the suspense is killing me!

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Love the user name btw.

Also are you really reading through this thread? Wish i could go back in time so i could throw some snark at Rob about the safe, not that i need an excuse. I still do. It’s a pass time at this point.

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Well, imagine how it felt when MONTHS would go by without an update then. Enjoy that it’s only 169 minutes (likely 170 now with the recent posts).

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Thanks and Yes…I got 500 more to go, and 15 min before I need to pick up the kids…I just got to the door swelage section…I guess I enjoy pain.

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Well worth the 2 hours of scroll…

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Dun dun duuuuuun!

Hmm. Prime suspects. Construction company? Bank representatives? Burglars?

How does one just wind up in a wall and die anyway? She had to have been assisted.

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Emotions!
Glass Cage!

Milk was a bad choice?

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Time Enough at Last

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