I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

[anon26304152]

If it does close, maybe we can start another thread to open it?

Maybe we’ll Go Fund Me another safe Thread Cracker?

[SenorSchaffer]

My favorite was a half-mutated porcupine that had the ability to throw quills short distances for very minimal damage.

But I digress.

[LockeCJ]

We could crowdfund one of these for Rob. _{(or me, you know…whatever…)}

[anon29631895]

St Elsewhere Memorial Safe

[stinkinbadgers]

That’s where they keep The Lounge locked up now. Time for one last heist?

[anon29631895]

Damn! With all those spilled drinks, the Lounge carpet is going to be extra dank sealed up like that!

[stinkinbadgers]

@anon29631895

the Lounge carpet is going to be extra dank sealed up like that!

The Lounge was rode rough and put away wet.

[Grey_Devil]

@stinkinbadgers

The Lounge was rode rough and put away wet.

2016 in a nutshell

[anon29631895]

Just to keep the thread from auto-locking:
#Roll Safe Dank Meme Compilation

[mocon]

@SenorSchaffer

For me to call Playmobile “Lego” is an embarrassment to me, my family, Boing Boing, BBS, my nation, and the good people of Denmark.

Well at least you didn’t call Playmobile “Legos”.

[beschizza]

May this thread last forever

[Melizmatic]

[TobinL]

[ChuckV]

[SenorSchaffer]

You are very kind.

[anon26304152]

Will it chafe?

[Melizmatic]

[Grey_Devil]

It’s only forever…

[anon67050589]

@beschizza

May this thread last forever

If only someone had some sort of control over that possibility…

[SenorSchaffer]