I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house


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#3180

Stars!!! Didn’t you see my previous post?


#3181

Eventually the topic generates so many posts that BBS collapses in on itself and becomes a new star that humanity will call Lucifer.


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#3183

Come sit by the fire young man. Your quest is to journey among the comments of this ancient thread and find the treasure inside…


#3184

Did you check Craig’slist for a safecracker?


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https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/indiana/articles/2019-03-14/police-suspected-indiana-burglar-crushed-by-900-pound-safe

MARION, IND. (AP) — Police in northeastern Indiana say a suspected burglar was apparently crushed to death when a more than 900-pound (408-kilogram) antique safe fell over onto him.

The Marion Police Department says a homeowner called Tuesday to report that someone had broken into his garage. The homeowner told police a door frame had been damaged but the garage was so cluttered he couldn’t tell what might be missing. He found the body the next day while cleaning out the garage.

A statement from police says the antique safe had been knocked over and the suspected burglar’s body was found underneath. The Marion Fire Department helped lift the safe so the man’s body could be removed. Police say he was carrying identification, but his name wasn’t immediately released.


#3187

To be clear, I “Liked” your post because it’s interesting and adds to the conversation. I’m sad to read that the man was killed.


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#3191

Should we start a for-profit cult? I think we should. People can Venmo their entire bank accounts to us and then we’ll lock them in a safe so they can learn the true nature of the universe.

Easy money.


#3192

Poor little doggo… glued to the wall like that just for the sake of a meme picture.


#3193

The legends say that during the Next Awakening, the Red Freckly One will find the Sacred Safe in its ancient tomb and attempt to open it.