Solutions like this were actually proposed way upthread.
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Yeah but where were the goods? Was Frauenfelder holding out?
i need to sleep
How do we know that Rob didnāt open it in June 2016, releasing Brexit, Trump and other far right horrors into the world, then stayed silent in the hope we would all forget? When we wouldnāt let it go he had to fake the safe being opened.
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Robdoraās safe?
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Are we sure that Rob is from the UK and not the portal to The Hollow Earth below Antarctica?
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Whatever was in the safe saw this
when the door was opened.
So it either spontaneously vaporized on the spot or is still in there, cowering in the corner.
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Thatās what Iām talking about.
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Ah, so thatās what the goonies were doing in the secret billiards room behind the bookshelf in my armory
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I just got here. It was a journey. It kept getting longerā¦ then this, thanks for this comment being the welcome face at the finish line. So are we crowdfunding a new locked safe?
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Why does it take a newbie, after 3,000+ posts, to come up with this entirely correct suggestion?
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Iām fairly sure its been suggested before, but iām all for starting this all over again with a new safe 
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Youāre probably right, but do YOU want to go back and re-read the whole thing? Yeah, I didnāt think so!!!
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Also, whoās going to break into @beschizzaās house to hide the new safe in the back of his closet?
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When the new safe opens, instead of a dank carpet square, it will play a recording of Sonny and Cherās āI Got You Babeā.
Did that joke work okay? Iāve never actually seen the movie Groundhog Day, just seen some of the memesā¦
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