I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Robdora’s safe?

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Are we sure that Rob is from the UK and not the portal to The Hollow Earth below Antarctica?

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Whatever was in the safe saw this

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when the door was opened.

So it either spontaneously vaporized on the spot or is still in there, cowering in the corner.

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pNGuqEG

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That’s what I’m talking about.

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melty

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Ah, so that’s what the goonies were doing in the secret billiards room behind the bookshelf in my armory

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Shoutout to @Backie for catching up on old posts in this thread :stuck_out_tongue:

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I just got here. It was a journey. It kept getting longer… then this, thanks for this comment being the welcome face at the finish line. So are we crowdfunding a new locked safe?

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Why does it take a newbie, after 3,000+ posts, to come up with this entirely correct suggestion?

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I’m fairly sure its been suggested before, but i’m all for starting this all over again with a new safe :stuck_out_tongue:

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You’re probably right, but do YOU want to go back and re-read the whole thing? Yeah, I didn’t think so!!!

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Also, who’s going to break into @beschizza’s house to hide the new safe in the back of his closet?

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When the new safe opens, instead of a dank carpet square, it will play a recording of Sonny and Cher’s “I Got You Babe”.


Did that joke work okay? I’ve never actually seen the movie Groundhog Day, just seen some of the memes…

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Your homework is to watch Groundhog Day (i’m serious). But yes the reference kind of works.

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Seriously, it’s good. You’re in for a treat.

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Well my badly formed plan is it just gets delivered to the doorstep. Because I think that’s funnier. That is the entirety of my plan.

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Accompanied by a small plaque.

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Since we decided to revive the safe topic - how are folks protecting their special documents? I used to keep my LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE in a safe deposit box but considering a home safe.

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