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Waitaminute, if it was made of chocolate the whole time, why did @beschizza have to call a locksmith in the first place??
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The Dank Carpet Ingests the Locksafe
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Geraldo Rivera could open it for you, but he’ll probably make a big deal out of it.
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Hello FBI? I’ve found something you might be interested in.
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Just give it to the Lock Picking Lawyer
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Somehow I get the impression that the small safe was the first test run at whether dropping a safe down the hillside would open it. Upon finding success, the criminals went back with a larger safe, but did not succeed the second time around. That’s my guess.
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Imagine how soaked that dank carpet is getting!
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Is there a smaller safe nearby?
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Sounds like someone had a wild friday night 
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