I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

“Robot Concludes Thing On Inside Should Be On Outside”

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That is the most awesome thing I’ve seen on the BBS today! Maybe even this week!!

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Just wow. I second @chgoliz. Truly amazing!

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Waitaminute, if it was made of chocolate the whole time, why did @beschizza have to call a locksmith in the first place??

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The Dank Carpet Ingests the Locksafe

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h/t @chgoliz (wawayanda elsethread)

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Geraldo Rivera could open it for you, but he’ll probably make a big deal out of it.

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Hello FBI? I’ve found something you might be interested in.

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Just give it to the Lock Picking Lawyer

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So It Begins Helms Deep GIF by Giphy QA

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Somehow I get the impression that the small safe was the first test run at whether dropping a safe down the hillside would open it. Upon finding success, the criminals went back with a larger safe, but did not succeed the second time around. That’s my guess.

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