I was hoping it would be “how to open a safe with only a banana”.
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I’m sure the lock picking lawyer could achieve that
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Phew! I thought it was a banana with a safe for scale.
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You never use a safe for scale…
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That’s what fish are for.
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Opened. By request.
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Time for dankness…
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Not at all.
"Silica gel! What?! We’re rich!”
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how does an anarchist worker collective wind up with a safe that looks like the space odyssey monolith? 
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Ultimately, there was nothing of value in the safe. Just some empty wooden drawers, some paper clips and an old paystub.
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Red Emma’s is a cool bookstore and coffee house, if you’re ever in Baltimore.
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Clearly it’s not a safe but a heavy duty vampire coffin
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wrong side of the country for me, otherwise i’d be there in a flash. any bookstore named after emma goldman is golden in my book.
( ^1923 )
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