I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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With gusto? My family grieves through inappropriate humor.

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She could be related to Trump.

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Want to come join my family and be in the receiving line next time we have a funeral? I think we just had an opening come up! You’d fit right in! Do you know the words to the Lumberjack song? Do you like to drink? Can you deal with catholic calisthenics? Do you cry at bagpipes? If so, you’re in!

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Does a drunken lumberjack wear high heels while misquoting St. Francis of Assisi?

One way or another, everyone does.

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Hello, cousin Actionabe! :wink:

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Well, now that it’s out, finally Rob has a comically heavy safe he can dangle overhead from a pulley and “accidentally” drop on passersby.

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What about transplants?

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@beschizza: While testing out the dangling of safe, please check the bottom for proto-post-it note or other marking that might be a combination.

I’ve got my grandparent’s safe as end-table, and that’s how I supplement my failing memory. I know what’s in my safe, but every once in a while I find it comforting to check again.

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Well, you’re doing better than a person in my immediate family who shall not be named, who put the combination inside the fire safe.

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Well if you put it OUTSIDE it would get burned up in the fire. Are you daft?

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That’s 2-factor authentication right there!

  • Something you have: A safe.
  • Something you know: The location of the combination for the safe.
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this, please.

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Sounds like my kind of people.

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We did have a good look!

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I don’t even want to imagine what shipping would cost lol

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Thinking about it. If you made a faux-safe it’d be kind of a neat idea. Could be something like a mini-fridge that looks like a safe on the exterior and maybe have a real locking mechanism on it. Or have the same thing but it’s just a cabinet that looks like a safe, this would be pretty doable for DIY. Hmmm.

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I’m liking the liquor cabinet idea. If the kids want to steal my booze, make them work for it.

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Can you get a safe that incrementes the combination each so it’s always the date they have to have been born to legally drink.

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create the synapses, then destroy them!

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It’s all about efficient pruning. :wink:

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