Well if you put it OUTSIDE it would get burned up in the fire. Are you daft?
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Thatās 2-factor authentication right there!
- Something you have: A safe.
- Something you know: The location of the combination for the safe.
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this, please.
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Sounds like my kind of people.
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We did have a good look!
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I donāt even want to imagine what shipping would cost lol
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Thinking about it. If you made a faux-safe itād be kind of a neat idea. Could be something like a mini-fridge that looks like a safe on the exterior and maybe have a real locking mechanism on it. Or have the same thing but itās just a cabinet that looks like a safe, this would be pretty doable for DIY. Hmmm.
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Iām liking the liquor cabinet idea. If the kids want to steal my booze, make them work for it.
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Can you get a safe that incrementes the combination each so itās always the date they have to have been born to legally drink.
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create the synapses, then destroy them!
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Itās all about efficient pruning. 
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I moved a safe about that size on Sunday, helping a friend. It took me about 5 minutes.
Just sayinā.
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Maybe you can hold it up to the light to see whatās inside?
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I never meant 2 cause you any trouble
I never meant 2 make you get a sawzall
I only wanted 2 one time see that safe open
I only wanted 2 see you open up that safe
Stupid Safe. Stupid Safe.
Stupid Safe. Stupid Safe
Stupid Safe. Stupid Safe
I only wanted 2 see you dialing that combo
I never wanted 2 be your BB stalker
I only wanted 2 be some kind of voyeur
@beschizza I could never steal your little lockbox
ItĀ“s such a shame this thread will ever end
Stupid Safe. Stupid Safe
Stupid Safe. Stupid Safe
Stupid Safe. Stupid safe.
I only wanted 2 see you opening up that damn safe
Honey I know, I know, I know dials are spinninā
ItĀ“s time we all reach out 4 something new
That means thermal lance
you say you want it open
But you canĀ“t seem 2 make up your mind
I think you better open it
And let me guide you 2 all the likes
Stupid Safe. Stupid safe
Stupid safe. Stupid safe
If you know what IĀ“m singing about up here
CĀ“mon crack that safe
Stupid safe. Stupid Safe
I only want 2 see that door open
On the Stupid Safe
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I need a new audio recorder, but when Iāve got it Iām going to do an ultra quiet video of me turning the circly locky thingy on the safe, with some ASMR commentary on the clicks you can hear.
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Out of curiosity, how many minutes (or hours?) have you invested so far in knob-twiddling that thing in front of the TV? Or are you waiting for the tools/time/circumstances to be perfectly methodical about it?
Me, Iād have dragged it into the loo so I can spin the knob while on the crapper.
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If the Deus Ex games have taught me anything itās that if you write that sort of thing down anywhere some vent dwelling knob in a trench coat is going to find it.
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In total Iāve tried a few hundred combinations. Practically, it takes 30s to a minute to go through one because youāre going left and right several times on each one, taking care to nail the number each way. So a few hours dedicated to just sitting there spinning the dial.
Thereās a certain frustration in that I donāt really know if itās left right left right or right left right left or whatever, or even if itās 4 numbers (as most Yale lock stuff attests) or 5ā¦
I was going to drill the shit out of it but itās so pretty and all that asbestos talk NOPED me pretty strong on that idea.
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Plan at this point: offer up some nice video (with the promised audio) here in hopes that someone will AHAH! THIS IS A CERTAIN LOCK, DO IT THIS WAY type advice.
Then look into the robot cracking tool, which is a few hundred $$$ and can be sold on.
Then a locksmith, which will almost certainly be a colossal waste of money!
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