I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

Answers moved to segregated area.

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Better here than elsewhere I say.

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As @beschizza will agree, there should be a waiting period before opening a safe.

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If topic organically introduces wresting, I say go for it.

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Can they make me one of these out of acrylonitrile butadiene styrene?

So I can have…

wait for it…

Washboard abs!

Thank you! I’ll see myself out.

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Stumbled upon today in Hawkeye:

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Anyone got Matt Murdock’s number?

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Less steak’umms, more fiber.

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I feel no urge to rush my moments of peace and reflection.

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modern version:

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Will Christmas come first? At least I’m ready…

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All of us:

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I think Trump having an Ebeneezer Scrooge epiphany, sincerely repenting of all his ways and giving away all of his wealth is likely to happen sooner. Also, Disney on Ice will tour a newly frozen Hell.

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The sudden number of new posts amuses me way too much

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