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Watch out! The BBS has paid him to kill you and take your share
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āA man who is a master of patience is master of everything else.ā
- George Savile, 1st Marquess of Halifax (who Iām sure would have added āor womanā if he hadnāt lived in the 17th century).
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Iām in too deep
Iāve opened up my eyes now
'Cause now I understand how
Itās easy when the fear is real with the fear
I cannot sleep
Walking in a dreamland
Wishing I could feel shame
'Cause thereās nobody else to blame nobody else
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At 1:28 PM PST Rob said a technician was on their way. Itās now 3:44.
Iām so nervous. How do we know we can trust this ātechnicianā?
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Are you worried that Rob is now in pieces small enough to fit inside a safe?
Iām sitting here figuring that heās trying to find a way to make utter disappointment interesting.
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Uh oh, it could be that this yearās allotment of cursed gold doubloons has already been discovered:
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Yeah, weāll need to see his/her Bachelorās degree in Technicianing from a reputable institution of higher learning before we let them anywhere near what we can surely by now call āourā safe.
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That crossed my mind. The safe could be full of rare variant action figures or Dr. Pepperās secret recipe and poor Rob takes a blackjack to the skull.
Per my understanding (which is based on foggy memories of threads I may have made up in my head) Rob is of small stature so he may not even need to be hacked up.
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Or heās already chartered a flight to Tahiti with all his newfound riches.
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I seem to recall him calling himself a hobbit, but that likewise might be a product of my mind.
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Rob also has a big head. I hope that comes in handy somehow should things turn ugly.
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āhaving trouble with GPS, is your house by the tree?ā
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I think I know why we havenāt heard anything yet.
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