I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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*golf clap

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https://imgur.com/gallery/NTBBXqu

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This safe is clearly a plot device, some sort of metaphor for BB, a long-running saga subplot that will keep going as long as BB exists. The locksmith will break his tools on it (because TRUMP WON), they will try to find a similar model to study (JUST LOOK AT THIS BANANA-SHAPED SAFE), an experimental engineering method will be devised to extract it from the wall (HERE IS A NEW GIZMO), and so on and so forth.

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If I could just sit across from Parker Posey and gaze into her eyes for eternity, I’d never need to know what’s in the safe.

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When’s your birthday? We’ll post an annual picture of her in this thread.

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Eventually the thread is going to end up with the last 4,444 comments as Posey pics.

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Whew.

For a moment there I’d thought I’d missed something.

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Oh but you have. You just don’t know it yet.

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I’m pretty sure both my grandfathers were (and one still is) that guy. But only one of them was the murder hillbilly type. The other is 5 foot Irish guy in a very nice sweater.

Have we been listening to a wee little man with ginger hair tell us about his secret treasure all this time?

If I understand my Irish Folklore correctly we should all be keeping a very close watch on our cows at this point.

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He’ll remember having forgotten once the safe is opened and the time leak is exposed.

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Only the riding ones.

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Maybe we won’t hear from Rob because the safe was actually the lost Ark of the Covenant and Rob and the locksmith didn’t know all they had to do to avoid Wrath of God Face Melting was close their eyes…

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Soft-focus pinhead is working his cube at the moment:

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Update: it won’t be until next week because special equipment is required for a nondestructive opening. I presume it’s the fiber optic camera stuff to see inside the safe after drilling a hole, etc.

IT IS HAPPENING

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I was tempted to just disappear from the face of the internet for about three months and just post under my coeditors’ names, but I would get caught.

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Are you keeping the same time slot? I have to set up the VCR, y’know. I don’t want to end up with a tape full of Cory rambling about Tasmanian copyright.

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