Uh oh, it could be that this year’s allotment of cursed gold doubloons has already been discovered:
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Yeah, we’ll need to see his/her Bachelor’s degree in Technicianing from a reputable institution of higher learning before we let them anywhere near what we can surely by now call “our” safe.
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That crossed my mind. The safe could be full of rare variant action figures or Dr. Pepper’s secret recipe and poor Rob takes a blackjack to the skull.
Per my understanding (which is based on foggy memories of threads I may have made up in my head) Rob is of small stature so he may not even need to be hacked up.
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Or he’s already chartered a flight to Tahiti with all his newfound riches.
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I seem to recall him calling himself a hobbit, but that likewise might be a product of my mind.
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Rob also has a big head. I hope that comes in handy somehow should things turn ugly.
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“having trouble with GPS, is your house by the tree?”
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I think I know why we haven’t heard anything yet.
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*golf clap
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This safe is clearly a plot device, some sort of metaphor for BB, a long-running saga subplot that will keep going as long as BB exists. The locksmith will break his tools on it (because TRUMP WON), they will try to find a similar model to study (JUST LOOK AT THIS BANANA-SHAPED SAFE), an experimental engineering method will be devised to extract it from the wall (HERE IS A NEW GIZMO), and so on and so forth.
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If I could just sit across from Parker Posey and gaze into her eyes for eternity, I’d never need to know what’s in the safe.
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When’s your birthday? We’ll post an annual picture of her in this thread.
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