Will the approach be to drill and scope to peek at the safe contents, to see if there’s anything within other than ghost farts, before going through the trouble of actually opening the lock? Or, if most of the fun is likely to be derived from the lock-opening porn itself, will Mister Scopey resist the temptation to cast its unblinking eye over the Loot Room and merely confine its gaze to the lock mechanism itself, thus maximizing the drama of the moment the door creaks open, but also raising the effort-vs-payoff stakes?
I think I already know the answer, though I think I’d probably peek first before committing to opening. I’m no oak.
Eh from what I’ve seen they only drill through the front plate of the safe, so they can see the internal wheels while they fiddle with the dial. Evil will still be completely sequestered behind the door. To be unleashed only when the door is cracked.
I ran out of gas! I got a flat tire! I didn’t have change for cab fare! I lost my tux at the cleaners! I locked my keys in the car! An old friend came in from out of town! Someone stole my car! There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! IT WASN’T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
I’m just glad the cows are safe till next week. From what I hear they’ve been through a lot. What with all the thefts, miraculous translocations, mysterious afflictions, falls into mysterious holes, manslaughter of farmers wives due to mysticly poisoned milk and what have.
And I don’t really have the time to go a questing in the weird places to bless/cure/find them right now.
I actually intend to make use of the safe, since a bunch of crazy people paid for the damned thing to be opened! So I might know if it’s empty before it’s opened, but it will still get opened.
And really, y’all deserve a proper Geraldo moment on the small screen after all this. I actually just got a decent video camera (Sony a6500) with this among other things in mind.
