I found a locked safe hidden at the back of a closet in my new house

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Man, you are a Skeptic, ain’t ya?

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Kinda hard not to be in this thread :smiley:

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Holy shit, this is one LONG con just to post an affiliate camera link. That’s dedication to the craft, right there!

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It’s even more amazing when you learn that “Rob Beschizza” is a fictional character created years ago, just for this one thread.

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Doesn’t that happen automatically now?

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00UG9HB1Q/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1484438526&sr=8-1&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=safe&dpPl=1&dpID=41mFZ7-JjfL&ref=plSrch

Edit : yep.

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One time in a land, far away there lived a blogger named Rob…

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Hmm…

https://www.amazon.com/BlueFire-Android-Endoscope-Phones-Function/dp/B013HZCYXK/

Different affiliate. The auto affiliate link account is I see is “boing05-20” (a group account?) but Rob’s camera link is a shortened link that resolves to “bngbng-20”. Seems like a manual add since Rob had to request the shortened link rather than just copy the URL out of his browser.

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OH God! Welp, at least now Cameo’s Word Up is out of my head…

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OMG! What if we’re what’s in the safe!? And by opening the safe, you destroy the world?!?

WHAT THEN, ROB!?!?

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Out of your head. Thanks a lot Mindy…

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Already passed it on to my spouse… it was lodged in mine for a couple of days…

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…And into mine. But I’m okay with that, since it thereby displaced “Gangnam Style.”

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Lemme help y’all - you can have the earworm that’s been stuck in my head for a week!

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My kids had that drilled into my head last week. I am only slightly happy to report that it was dislodged by this little masterpiece:

Parenthood is a cheery slice of hell, innit?

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What if, 13.7 billion years and one week ago, a group of lifeforms sat around a mysterious container, chanting “No more delay, Azzihcseb, summon the Knowledgeable Entity and get it open!”

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If Geraldo is busy maybe Gerardo is looking for work and can provide color commentary.

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did I ever tell you about how me and Beschizza sang in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois?

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Deep attention to detail, sending someone to play “Beschizza” in a barbershop quartet - the sign of a really seriously committed setup for a long con. :smiley:

(Video, post video :grin: )

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I don’t think Mr. Soze and Mr. Kobayashi would appreciate that.

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