OMG! What if we’re what’s in the safe!? And by opening the safe, you destroy the world?!?
WHAT THEN, ROB!?!?
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Out of your head. Thanks a lot Mindy…
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Already passed it on to my spouse… it was lodged in mine for a couple of days…
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…And into mine. But I’m okay with that, since it thereby displaced “Gangnam Style.”
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Lemme help y’all - you can have the earworm that’s been stuck in my head for a week!
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My kids had that drilled into my head last week. I am only slightly happy to report that it was dislodged by this little masterpiece:
Parenthood is a cheery slice of hell, innit?
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What if, 13.7 billion years and one week ago, a group of lifeforms sat around a mysterious container, chanting “No more delay, Azzihcseb, summon the Knowledgeable Entity and get it open!”
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If Geraldo is busy maybe Gerardo is looking for work and can provide color commentary.
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did I ever tell you about how me and Beschizza sang in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois?
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Deep attention to detail, sending someone to play “Beschizza” in a barbershop quartet - the sign of a really seriously committed setup for a long con. 
(Video, post video 
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I don’t think Mr. Soze and Mr. Kobayashi would appreciate that.
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THOU HAST BEEN LISTENING
Music video featuring Lavar Burton. Which quite honestly makes it one of the best music videos of all time.
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As a shady detective, no less.
Also, this’ll knock out any song stuck in anyone’s head at that moment:
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Great he can use his visor to see inside the safe.
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Can you find a “straw boater” to fit his head, though?
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You. Monster.
Hold me now…
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did I ever tell you about how me and Beschizza sang in a barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois?[/quote]
I think I was there. I can’t say for sure, I was struggling to finish a Hennessey-Goldstein from Kaufman’s.
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The @beschizza character arriving in America (date unknown):
Like the drag getup, it was part of the design even in the prototype (seen here with prototype safe):
Receiving latest orders from the British Crown:
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