I couldn’t be content with just the brief preview of the synopsis, so I clicked the amazon link - I needed to know why Lurso’s friends were growing concerned
and now I’m growing concerned about what amazon is going to suggest for me the next time I show up there. I’m going to spend weeks searching for boring stuff before Chuck Tingle erotica works its way out of my shopping profile
Embrace the Tingle
Also i must be particularly boring because i’ve looked up Chuck Tingle, sex toys, and other stuff in the past for lulz and i consistently get normal product suggestions. I also think you can go into your Amazon browsing/product history and manually delete stuff off it.
Edit: Here you go
Olive oil works just fine… I hear… from people.
Cleared history or not, Zuckerberg sees all…
Hmmm. I don’t get that recommendation and I don’t like the inference the algorithm is making that I don’t want that recommendation.
Well, guvnor, do you “maintain your Bicycle”?
Wink wink, nudge nudge,
Say no more, eh?
Okay, I just checked out that Amazon/Chuck Tingle link, and I too, chose to ‘Read More’. As a straight female, I am OFFENDED! Look at all those hubba-hubba hunks on the front covers! This is why I don’t read girly romance novels - they never have pictures of guys like THAT!
I’m gonna bookmark that Amazon page for later…
When i worked retail years ago someone abandoned in the parking lot a cart chock full of romance novel paperbacks (i mean this in the real sense of being completely full of romance books). We brought the cart in and got a kick out of them, the best of the bunch was this one
I forget what the blurb in the back was but had something to do with a magical cowboy strolling into town
My favorite:
Lol that’s really something.
From the cart full of books i did take pics of two others but i never did get around to reading the back on those.
Because
This all depends on what your normal is.
Pretty standard suggestions:
Games, books, home stuff (seeing an insta pot and a hand vacuum, various bedding related items), etc.
I would not mind seeing more outrageous or weird suggestions
and look at this commercial of theirs… LMAO
Ohoho, that’s Whitney Moore! Formerly from Sourcefed, though more known for being in the craptastic B-movie Birdemic. She also has her own youtube channel where she talks about metal 
She’s pretty rad and this commercial seems like the kind of shit she would do.
Huh, you’d think those two things would be more at odds.
amazon thinks I crossdress, ever since I bought the damn kilt.
