I repainted a zombie gnome to see what it would look like and now I have a cowering gnome

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/06/29/i-repainted-a-zombie-gnome-to.html

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A fitting monument for our time.

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You really need to make it a MAGA hat.

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All he needs is a small, stone newspaper in his hand… :thinking:

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It’s the Gnome Mobile+Deliverance garden decoration, I never knew I needed.

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Maybe get another zombie gnome and have him chasing this one?

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He really should be wearing a mask.

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But you didn’t paint teeth in his eyes!

An opportunity missed.

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Also goes with a MAGA hat.

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Do you have put it in the backyard of an hous in St Loius? Just because a couple there got insane…

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I prefer the rude gnomes… more in the spirit of my temperament these days

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Which part of Spain are you in?

I don’t know if that screams “cowering” to me as much as “crazed hermit yelling at me that there’s demons out to get me”…

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Gnomes don’t clean-up very well.

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Don’t mess with the Gnome Mafia. They will shoot your ankles off.

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Many years ago I got hold of a large carton with maybe a dozen really kitschy Gartenzwerge when I helped some friends to clear out a house they moved into.
I placed them, one at a time, in the stylish (but soulless) front garden of a neighbour I wasn’t very fond of. Each of the gnomes was gone within 48 hours, tops, but it was fun for a couple of weeks.

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The hats are already red! Just have to letter them!

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