If Trump shuts Mexico border US will run out of avocados in three weeks

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Just come Maui.

They grow like weeds here.

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Yeah. A brain damaged skunk would know better than to kill trade with trading partner #2 in order to stroke some mentally stunted racists hateboners.

But here we are with senile old trump and his simian jerd hooting their pleasure.

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No they won’t. They’re fully resistant to fact, logic and reason.

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Bad idea.

If they suffer, we get to suffer with them.

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If only…

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And day laborers in one.

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Walls are for keeping people in, not out.

Remember that…

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“Finally, California’s avocado crop is ready to harvest! Now we just need a bunch of migrant agricultural workers to GODDAMMIT.”

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And thus the birth of the “pick your own avocados - and pick them for a bunch of other people while you are here” industry.

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At least home sales will rise.

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So I was at comic con all weekend (I’ll post about it later), but I did hear something Sunday morning about his idea. Is he really thinking of halting trade with Mexico?

Jesus H. Christ. Does he not understand that even if he isn’t buying land in Mexico, we have hundreds of industries that do business with them and rely on free trade? He is bound and determine to fuck the economy over. He is LUCKY that overall we were on an up swing that can absorb these missteps, but that can’t go on forever.

“What happens to one of you will affect the other. You must understand this.” And now he has me quoting The Phantom Menace. Mother fucker…

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Maybe we could get the nice people of Mexico to just throw the avocados over the border fence?

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“Thinking” is probably not the appropriate term in this case.

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I feel like this is one of those things… like conservatives probably see avacados in general as a lefty food. They wanna make America eat potato salad and jello again. lol.

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Is it ever, when talking about 45 and his behavior?

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didn’t RTFA, huh?

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Halting the supply of avocados was probably Steven Miller’s endgame for the whole charade. It turns out they dissolve his undead flesh - his only weakness!

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Historians will look back on this time and wonder how we could not see that avocados were the lynch pin holding everything together.

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Maybe that’s the point. Maybe he’s been instructed to tank the economy.

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