If you call me "Michael" I will cut you

My name is John Hodgman.

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Don’t listen to him.

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I know I’m late to the party but I just now figured out that Japhroaig is the latest bot from OtherMichael.

You had me going, you old dog!

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Nonsense! I am a real boy! My 'stache means I’m real!

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That’s for you, @funruly, my bassic buddy.

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What about calling you ‘Micka’? (And what happened to all the knife images that were in this thread yesterday?)

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(This is a different thread, I am a bad person >:D)

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One could say you were taking the Michael.

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Yes, yes you are. Taking advantage of my naivety like that. Good day to you, sir.

:wink:

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Wonka Mad!

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How about Jez?

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They call me Dr. Worm.

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