If you call me "Michael" I will cut you

[wrecksdart]

Perhaps the gentleman would prefer one of these?

Ana
Bill
Claudette
Danny
Erika
Fred
Grace
Henri
Ida
Joaquin
Kate
Larry
Mindy
Nicholas
Odette
Peter
Rose
Sam
Teresa
Victor
Wanda

[Donald_Petersen]

Beware 2017. I’m comin’ to get y’all then.

[anon29631895]

[anon63496581]

[anon29631895]

If you call me Michael I will cut you
If you call me Mike I will cut you

Edit:

After I kill you I will remain on Boing Boing until every last person who remembers you is dead. The posts of the mighty BBSers will be remembered by no one! And you boy, will simply never have existed. — Mikael

[anon63496581]

[daneel]

[GilbertWham]

[anon3072533]

Michael let me ride his motor-cycle
We took a motor-cycle trip to Heaven

[anon29631895]