If you say "Open butthole" to a Tesla, the charge port opens

[pesco]

Originally published at: If you say "Open butthole" to a Tesla, the charge port opens | Boing Boing

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[theophrastus]

Where does one have to be located, and/or how loud does one have to be, in order to “say …to a Tesla”? As one may happily imagine every Tesla owner would be occasionally offered this delightful shouted greeting. (“Just a bloody shame they skipped on the ‘Activate ejector seat!’ feature”)

[robertmckenna]

Surely it should be open mouth?

[paulbeard]

And “open the pod bay doors” or “prepare for docking” were right there.

What a manchild.

[CanadianBeaver]

[LemoUtan]

It doesn’t have a sesame? Fit a sesame right now!

[elliotk]

[Alvin_Goodman]

There’s only federal rules and regulations regarding a vehicle’s operation, not sure how I feel about Tesla getting cute in this regard. If I said “Leave me alone.” does that activate the passenger seat ejector ?

[jlw]

Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed!

[Skeptic]

I would have expected it to link to Elon Musk’s Twitter account…

[AdmFubar]

What does it do when you say “Unzip Fly”??

[anon81034786]

The shortcut is just yell out “Goatse!” at the top of your lungs.

[MrHarley]

Now do a kick flip!