Ikea Börder Wåll

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/03/ikea-border-wall.html

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Umlauts make things better.

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Well, only the first two pages are instructions. Then there are 11,998 pages of Constitutional arguments the lawyers made them include, in English and Russian.

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Just ask Spinal Tap!

And the one little Allen wrench - perfect!

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If I can get my Swedish meatballs and lingonberry jam after buying it, I’m good.

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That’s a problem?

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And Mexico will pay for it! I’m grabbing a cinnamon bun too.

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Thank you for introducing me to Der Postillon. It’s appreciated. How did I miss it so long?

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Don’t they have allen keys in Mexico too?

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Shh! You’re going to spoil Ikea’s profit-making strategy:
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/departments/ikea_kitchens/20611/

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Well, no IKEA allen wrenches anyway

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Hahahahaha, that is the greatest thing ever.

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Ümläüts mäkë thïngs bëttër?

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Üm̈läüẗ

(sorry about the “l”, UTF-8 has no Latin small letter L with diaeresis)

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Why didn’t you just use a capital i?

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I forgot this letter variant because it would have been cheating

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And here is the counter to it, also available from the same warehouse (sling and counterweight sold separately)

HJÜRL

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… coming soon the “idiöt” 10.5m ladders.

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haha! sooo much better!