Ikea Börder Wåll


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/02/03/ikea-border-wall.html


#2

Umlauts make things better.


#3

Well, only the first two pages are instructions. Then there are 11,998 pages of Constitutional arguments the lawyers made them include, in English and Russian.


#4

Just ask Spinal Tap!

And the one little Allen wrench - perfect!


#5

If I can get my Swedish meatballs and lingonberry jam after buying it, I’m good.


#6

That’s a problem?


#7

And Mexico will pay for it! I’m grabbing a cinnamon bun too.


#8


#9

Thank you for introducing me to Der Postillon. It’s appreciated. How did I miss it so long?


#10

Don’t they have allen keys in Mexico too?


#11

Shh! You’re going to spoil Ikea’s profit-making strategy:
http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/categories/departments/ikea_kitchens/20611/


#12

Well, no IKEA allen wrenches anyway


#13

Hahahahaha, that is the greatest thing ever.


#14

Ümläüts mäkë thïngs bëttër?


#15

Üm̈läüẗ

(sorry about the “l”, UTF-8 has no Latin small letter L with diaeresis)


#16

Why didn’t you just use a capital i?


#17

I forgot this letter variant because it would have been cheating


#18

And here is the counter to it, also available from the same warehouse (sling and counterweight sold separately)

HJÜRL


#19

… coming soon the “idiöt” 10.5m ladders.


#20

haha! sooo much better!