Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/12/ikea-makes-pizza-table-that-lo.html
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Ahhh late stage capitalism, you never fail…
This will be just the thing to have, next time someone decides to break the world’s record for largest pizza and delivery box together.
That? Oh, that’s where I eat pizza.
When I was a kid there was a dough ball in the middle. We would fight over who gets the dough ball. Plastic bits like this are so incredibly wasteful.
Camera slowly zooms out to reveal that PIZZA-EATING FRIENDS are themselves unknowingly standing in the middle of a HUGE PIZZA about to be consumed by RAVENOUS GIANTS.
Rod Sterling: “Submitted for your consideration…”
My local pizzeria puts a couple of pickled pepperoncini in the middle. Works for all but the roughest pizza maneuvers.
It’s turtles pizzas all the way down.
Where I grew up, we called those plastic pizza box tripods “Barbie tables”. Yet Barbie is too tall to sit at one? (Logic never gets in the way of teenage imaginations.)
It’s a side table for the sofa. It has to be low because her knees don’t bend. It’s also where she sets her binder clip purse.
It’s funny to me that you’ve used an image of an item for sale in a virtual world to demonstrate the pizza rug.
Then bake a really tiny pizza and put it on top of the little pizza table in the pizza box.
It’s big and little pizzas and tables all the way down.
Want.
Want!
Want!!
First, my mother used a pizza saver to help furnish the miniature house she built years ago.
Second, most of the pizza savers I see these days are triangular. It just doesn’t seem right…
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