Pizza box unfolds into a weed pipe


#1

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#2

What? You’re already high. That is why you ordered the pizza! Good going, stoners, you’ve shattered causality!


#3

Is there another one that converts into an easy bake oven for edibles? I’m not into smoking personally.


#4

That’s not what unfolds means, right?


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#6

This is a weird idea. You need the Pizza AFTER smoking. But rolling the box before requires you to need a plate. What kind of stoner has a fucking PLATE???


#7

The stoners I knew, it was kind of an endless cycle. Once you eat the pizza, time for another toke.


#8

So open flame + plastic and cardboard + mind altering state = bad idea, IMO. Would be better if the box could be peeled into rolling papers…


#9

Yep, what’s really needed is a bong that can be unfolded into a pizza.


#10

Not plastic, ceramic. Gotta wonder what that does to their per-unit cost, but at least it’s fire-resistant.


#11

In my day we had to cut down our pizza boxes ourselves to make weed pipes! The way kids today get everything handed to them is really harshing my mellow.


#12

I suspect it’s a bit more expensive than plastic, but on the order of a dime instead of two cents or something. It doesn’t have any decorations, tight tolerances, or requirement of a smooth glaze, and it’s literally made of dirt.


#13

I liked the boxes used by Hell Pizza in New Zealand; they fold up into little coffins for you to put the crusts into.


#14

Yes, I concur. Weed always first and then comes the delicious pizza.


#15

I went to the site to try to see a picture of said coffin, but once there, of course I had to click the “Satan” link in their main nav, which went to their charitable giving page. This led me to their involvement in “Toy Libraries” a concept I’d never heard of, but am now a little obsessed with…


#16

I didn’t realize that BB had posted about their coffin boxes…!


#17

This article from The Onion is several years old but still relevant:

Everyone Involved In Pizza’s Preparation, Delivery, Purchase Extremely High

AUSTIN, TX–Everyone involved in the preparation, delivery, purchase and consumption of a pizza from Tony’s New York-Style Pizzeria was thoroughly baked off his ass, it was reported Monday.


#18

If you smoke enough you can time-travel back to before the pizza was delivered.


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The little “pizza saver”

That was invented by Carmela Vitale.There’s a whole song about her inventing it.